This movie owns

Oh my god, at first I thought this was a boring old Vietnam movie with crappy concepts such as "losing humanity" and irrelevant themes such as "the sorry state of human morality". But I decided to sit through it despite the fact that it looked like a "chick flick with guns". Never have I seen more blatantly obvious machismo references. But then, low and behold...

THE MOTHERFATHERING ROBOT COMES OUT!!!

And then it became like a salute to REAL MEN EVERYWHERE, as these incredibly sexy burly men with automatic weapons went to war with this unfeeling yet incredibly arousing robot. I have never seen such genius. At that point I think George Lucas died from jealousy. I fell in love with this robotic villain. I hope that one day I can grow up and be an unfeeling murdering robot who is assaulted by again, burly marines with blatant insecurities.

The female character was female. She was hot but clearly the actress was unfairly eclipsed by the robot.

I would highly reccomend this movie to anyone seeking the meaning of life. Go out there, NOW, and buy this film. So you too can be moved, touched, charmed, and downright inspired not to mention insulted, by this crappy movie that is clearly a ripoff of Predator. But unlike Predator, it seems that we have replaced Dutch and the badass marines, with some guy who looks like his name is Biff and his flunkies struggling against a robot that looks like some 48 year old wearing a motorcycle helmet and football gear. Seriously, only pickup the DVD (assuming one exists) if you want something funny to make fun of.

I will end this post with a few immortal words from the great philosopher Aristotle:

"If there is a man, and that man becomes lost in the jungle, will not a ROBOT come after him? And if so, does that not mean the movie is crappy?"