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Best line in the whole movie...

posted 18 years ago by greennuns
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when i was a kid, i remember watching these movies and laughing my ass off. especially this one. the sequels that came after this one were pretty lame, but this one still takes the cake. the best part of this movie has to be when the character sam smith (ya know, the big fat black guy working for the federal bureau of tomato investigations or something like that, also known as the master of disguises, heh) comes in to finletters pizza dressed in army fatigues and a beard, and wilbur looks at him and says, "oh my god, its momar qadaffi!!!", and then proceeds to take him down. that and the whole running out of money in the middle of making the movie is just hilarious. its so bad, its good, and thats a rarity these days.

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[–] raab-5 18 years ago

toast eggs bacon toast waffles and toast!

[–] Kurenai23 18 years ago

"Valerian Root Powder!" is my favorite line in the whole movie. The woman sounds so happy when she says it!

[–] nes_star 18 years ago

The best line, IMO, was "You've hurt Larry! You will never know what it means to love, or be loved!" It was just so random while at the same time poking fun at a cliche.

[–] Enchilada105 17 years ago

"No i dont know what THE seceret word is!"

"You won! congrats! "

may the force be with you

[–] the_darkness_of_poetic_humor 17 years ago

God this movie makes me think of USA Up All Night with Rhonda Shears and Gilbret Godfrey......I wish USA brought that back and replayed those movies again!!!

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[–] CrazyToaster 17 years ago

Any line referring to the product placement.

"You've hurt Larry! You'll never know how it feels to love or be loved!!"

"Absorb what is useful, Discard what is not, Add what is uniquely your own" Bruce Lee

[–] Themistocles67 16 years ago

Here is my favorite exchange.

Tara: "I speak perfect english, I also cook 815 international dishes, preform 637 sexual acts; use all of the popular home appliances, shall I cook you something?" Chad: "No,thank you" Tara: How about a blow job, maybe iron your pants?"

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[–] sonicor 16 years ago

'where we going to get paper?'

'here, use a line from my script!'

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[–] sinatrachairman 15 years ago

I too will take my quad runner from Honda of San Diego

The world belongs to the meat eaters, Miss Clara, and if you have to take it raw, take it raw.

[–] Richard_Albiston 15 years ago

"You can't see you're feet! Do the words FAT COW mean anything to you!"

Welcome To Prime Time B***H! - Freddy Kruger

[–] Woodyanders 15 years ago

"The girl of my dreams is a vegetable"

"We're all part Shatner/And part James Dean/Part Warren Oates/And Steven McQueen"

[–] cljohnston108 14 years ago

"That's the bravest thing I've ever seen a tomato do!"

[–] crowscan 14 years ago

"It's Moammar Kadafi!" and then the next two minutes or so.

[–] TolerancEJ 10 years ago

Of those not already mentioned, I'm recalling two scenes with Igor:

First, his introduction in the movie:
Professor Gangrene: Oh cut it out! I know you're only hanging around here until something opens up in the TV news field, but do you know how embarrassing it is that a villain of MY stature has an assistant that looks like you?
Igor: "I realize I'm somewhat of a disappointment to you. How about this?" Then attempts to hunch over and make faces, attempting to act like the classic Igor character.

"Has there been a chase scene in this movie yet?" Bystander says "No." Then Igor immediately crashes his truck.

[–] bartallenii 9 years ago

"I don't think she's... all there."

"I saw NOTHING missing."

"What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party?"