Lets insult or threaten each other Midnight Run Style
Listen you dummies if you don't insult me or threaten me soon I'm gonna blow torch the lot of ya.
If you don't come up with a better idea for a thread I'm gonna scalp you with a *beep* butter knife.
shareHey alonzo if you can't manage a better retort than that I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a pencil.
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I'll tell you what, worldleaderpretend. If you can't do better than that then you're gonna suffer from fistaphobia.
When I get excited I sound caucasian - like that guy from 'Hangin with Mr. Cooper'. - Griff
I'm not interested in seeing any of you alive again unless this list is completed.
shareTimberwolf0530... I see another post like that and I'm gonna bury this message board in your head.
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Wait a minute... who am I here?
Doom - you're the dumbest bounty-hunter I've ever seen!!!
"One must first get behind someone, in order to stab them in the back!"
Sonatine97 if I hear any more *beep* outta you I'm gonna *beep* bust your head, stick you back in that *beep* hole, stick your head in the *beep* toilet bowl and I'm gonna make it stay there!!!
shareyeah well I HAVE HAD SEX WITTA CHICKEN
oops that's not much of a threat i guess but i identify more
with the duke ;-)
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look onleft are u gonna propose ARE U GONNA PROPOSE coz otherwise QUIT STARING!!!!
Feargal72, You're so dead... do you know who you're F*$&%^* with?
"Stop a horrible American tragedy. End Women's suffrage now!"
ok average joe man /moron number one put on moron number two!!!!!!!!!!
(that part cracks me up every time!!)
Listen Feargal72 I only know ya two minutes and already I don't like ya.
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If you don't quit with these insults I'm going to push your hand into a *beep* juicer!
Can't you read? It says SPOILERS!
Spamcity if you don't get off this thread I'm gonna barbecue your nuts and make you eat them. Oh and I'll probably kill your wife too.
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Oh yeah? Well how you gonna do that after I've chopped your *beep* hands off with hedge clippers and rammed 'em down your *beep* esophagus?
Can't you read? It says SPOILERS!
spamcity YOU ARE THE DUMBEST BOUNTY HUNTER EVERRRRRRRR!!!!!
Feargal, if you give me any more of your *beep* bull *beep* I'm gonna shoot you in the head and dump you in the *beep* swamp!
(shakes head)
Can't you read? It says SPOILERS!
ok spamcity i got the duke yaaaah i got the duke.......now im letting him go you lying pack piece of bleep!!!!
Feargal72 Here's two words for you 'Shut the *beep* up'
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If one of you *beep* morons says one more *beep* word, I'm gonna lock you in the trunk of your car and crash it into a *beep* gas pump.
Can't you read? It says SPOILERS!
look spamcity you gotta pay me whats right i want 100,000 dollars AND I WANT IT IN WRITING!
*beep* you, Feargal, you dumb sack of *beep* and If I hear one more Goddamn word outta you I'm gonna pop your eyeballs out with a *beep* teaspoon!
Can't you read? It says SPOILERS!
I couldn't hear your last threat. Say it again and remember to speak into the MICROPHONE!!!
Your FBI badge doesn't say "Captainramius". Would you like me to call the FBI or do you want to pay cash for the flight?
Who just insulted me? Moron number one or moron number two?
What's it to you Captainramius , you writing a book?
shareIf I WERE your accountant I would strongly advise against you insulting me.
sharewell ur not my accountant captain so shut the bleep up!"!!!!!!
Fergal your last post was only 13% funny!!
sharethink we're running out of abusive remarks from this movie LOL
I think you might be right Feargal . Good fun while it lasted.
where did u get the "13% figure" anyway ?? haha lol
You know the scene on the train where Jack leaves a tip in the dining car and he and the Duke have an arguement over whether the tip was 13% or 15%.
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AH YES MR PRETEND HOW COULD I not know this being a huge fan of this movie!!
and mr pretend i want a contract and i want it writing and i want 100k
HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN HAVE I EVVVERR LET YOU DOWN??!!
I know I'm not your accountant. I'm saying if I WERE your accountant.....
shareRelax, have a sandwich,
you're just about the f_ckin money!
Don't say a word to me, LTUM. Don't say a f_ckin' word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.
share...have a sandwich, drink a glass of milk, do some f_king thing.
shareI stopped by here to tell you two things. Number one is that you're gonna die tonight. And number two, I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna have a nice hot meal, I'm gonna find your wife, and I'm gonna threaten her with more lines from this movie.
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You're all telling me to go *beep* myself!!
sharefylmphony - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
shareWhy don't you guys all relax and have a cream soda it's all going to be over soon.
shareAll of y'all are insane--I think I'd better re-visit this film again--saw it when it first came out,liked it, but never came across it again.
Anyway, just for that little display of MIDNIGHT RUN-inspired insults, here's some clips from the film with some of those same lines--these clips remind me of why I liked the film in the first place, and also because it's got some of my favorite character actors in it, including Dennis Farina (R.I.P.) and Joe Pantoliano (and the two leads plus John Ashton):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqijwrDkE-M
Would you wise guys like me to call the FBI ??? Or would you like to pay cash?
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