things I learned from this piece of toilet paper...
-when the cops get a call about a rape assault and battery, put the siren on get there as fast as you can then sit outside the building and wait for david hasselhoff haired hollywood cop to get there
-a hot dog machine can turn into time machine and go from 20 miles across LA to the front of the police station bringing a blue get out and push spark plug with it
-i believe the kidnapped kid did all the editing for this movie
-your over the hill sex predator partner will rat you out to your archrival police associate then sit on the curb and hear you give the guy the "what if this was your kid speech", then you all become friends and go get the kidnappers
-in the back yard of every bad guys house is some kung fu martail artists doing some sparring on their lunch break from mowing the grass
-for a special back up plan always call in the motorcycle gang you probably locked up a week before, and they will help you get the bad guys
-if the director falls asleep while shooting a movie just loop the same speed chase over and over again turning a hour an a half into 7 days