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things I learned from this piece of toilet paper...


-when the cops get a call about a rape assault and battery, put the siren on get there as fast as you can then sit outside the building and wait for david hasselhoff haired hollywood cop to get there

-a hot dog machine can turn into time machine and go from 20 miles across LA to the front of the police station bringing a blue get out and push spark plug with it

-i believe the kidnapped kid did all the editing for this movie

-your over the hill sex predator partner will rat you out to your archrival police associate then sit on the curb and hear you give the guy the "what if this was your kid speech", then you all become friends and go get the kidnappers

-in the back yard of every bad guys house is some kung fu martail artists doing some sparring on their lunch break from mowing the grass

-for a special back up plan always call in the motorcycle gang you probably locked up a week before, and they will help you get the bad guys

-if the director falls asleep while shooting a movie just loop the same speed chase over and over again turning a hour an a half into 7 days

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-a kidnapped kid has mental powers over a rabid doberman pincher and can make him calm down and open up a locked door with his nose

-there is a house in the united states where hookers and psychopaths in suits that can't stop laughing hang out at a pool party

-there is such a thing as a woman with a puffed up stale as a loaf of bread hair, and her son just got kidnapped

-the studio could only afford to have one house in this film, and they kept having the blue g.o.p. p.o.s. drive by it being chased by the bad guys

-a convertible can turn into a hard top car, then back into a convertible, then into a blue bandit when it is being chased

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The guy who laughs all the time looks a lot like Kenny Rogers hah. I love this movie.

Damn, I spilled my Big Gulp!

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-the most effective way to avoid heavy gunfire is you lie down, face-first, ass 3 feet up from the ground, with the tightest wrangler jeans you can fit into.

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It's better to save toilet paper than this piece of garbage that was actually made !!!

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