"Suck s**t through a tube!"
I have one: "Are you guys in a gang or something?"
"To law enforcement!"Later . . . "To law enforcement!""We already drank to that."
" He was cute, for a sociopath"
"We're professionals we can handle this!" loland:"Get on the ground or something!"
"i'm not a peckerhead, i'm quasi-normal"
"I'm gonna get a cheap hotel with Captain Ahab, here, and see if he can put me in a coma."
"You otta write a book, The Joy of Flunking.."
I've been quoting the "Suck s**t through a tube!" line since I was 16. Classic!!!