Rank the Earnest movies


Rank the earnest movies from best to worst and write why you liked each movie and why you didnt

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ESC is not only the best Ernest film, but I think the only watchable one. Varney shows and early Jim Carrey kind of rubber-faced goober who speaks in overexagerrated twangs. Not entirely boring for an adult.

If I was pressed I'd say---of the Ernest films I've seen:

Ernest Saves Christmas -- good xmas feel, Varney is amusing
Ernest Goes to Jail -- Varney barely carries it
Ernest Goes to Camp -- Varney can't even save this non-film
Ernest Scared Stupid -- almost a cartoon with people

After that I don't even think a 10-year-old would watch stuff like Ernest Rides Again or Ernest Goes to College or the myriad of others.

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1. Ernest Saves Christmas
2. Ernest Goes to Jail
3. Ernest Goes to Camp
4. Ernest Scared Stupid

As much as I liked Jim Varney, I hate to say that the other Ernest movies are very mediocre at best so I'm not even going to rank them.

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1.Saves Christmas
2.Goes To Camp
3.Scared Stupid
4.Rides Again
5.Goes to Jail
6.Slam Dunk
7.Goes To Africa
8.In the Army


I can't beleive I've actually seen all of those *shakes head*

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I saw these almost a year and a 1/2 ago (August-November 2004), so this is all memory:
1. Scared Stupid
2. Goes To Jail
3. Saves Christmas
4. Goes To Africa
5. Slam Dunk
6. Goes To School
7. Rides Again

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I grew up with Ernest and pretty much followed him all the way through until Jim's death. So.....I'm pretty fond of the character as a whole. There's a special place in my heart for him.

If I had to rank, I'd probably say:

1. Saves Christmas
2. Goes to Jail
3. Goes to Camp
4. Rides Again
5. Goes to Africa
6. Scared Stupid
7. In the Army
8. Slam Dunk
9. Goes to School

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If I were still my 10 year old self, I would have "Goes to Camp" as my favorite, by far and away, just for the opening clogged toilet "ewwwww" bit. Now I'd agree with the general consensus.

1. Saves Christmas (one of the best Christmas comdies made)
2. Goes to Jail (actually a fairly close second)
3. Goes to Camp
4. Scared Stupid (last one I saw in the theatre)
5. Rides Again (turned it off after 10 minutes)

... couldn't bear to see the others.

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1 ernest saves christmas
2 scared stupid
3 ernest goes to camp
4 ernest goes to jail
5 101 comericals of ernest i think this counts as an ernest movie but havent seen second one yet
6 ernest rides again
7 ernest goes to school
8 ernest in the army
9 slam dunk ernest
10 ernest goes to africa least funny ernest movie ever
havent seen ernest on splash mountain thats a short viedo i think n not a movie n hasent been relised on dvd or vhs as far as i know to bad ernest the pirate was never completted. also does that doctor otto count as an ernest movie? cause ernest was in that

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this oughta be interesting.

I think there were 9 total films. I disliked maybe 2 or 3. But here we go.

Ernest Saves Christmas-Not just a great ernest movie, but a holiday classic.
Ernest Goes To Jail
Ernest Goes To Camp
Ernest Scared Stupid-Halloween staple.
Ernest Goes To School-The best direct to video Ernest film. It was also the first one.
(This is when they start to get bad for me)
Slam Dunk Ernest
Ernest Goes To Africa
Ernest Rides Again
(and the one that I just can't stand to watch)
Ernest In The Army-only thing good about it was that Ernest mentions that he was a summer camp counselor once.

Sadly, after his death. I read that they were planning on making a film called "Ernest Spaced Out" where Ernest would be in space. That would've been worth a look.

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ernest spaced out? never heard of that but space out would have been a cool idea. i heard the were almost done with ernest the pirate was the space one after that? and where did u hear this?

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FROM BEST TO NOTBEST

1. ERNEST IN THE ARMY
2. ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA
3. ERNEST SLAM DUNK

LOLOL

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OMG, it's been SO long since I've seen an Earnest movie! I grew up watching these things as a little bitty kid! I'm 16 years old right now, almost 17. All I know is the memory I've had with these movies, and I remember that I LOVED these movies when I was a kid, and that I watched them a LOT. Me and my bro would have our parents rent some of them from a VHS rental store - because of course at the time there weren't any DVDs.

Earnest Saves Christmas - I remember a lot of this one, and I guess it would probably be my top pick...

Earnest Scared Stupid - I remember that I use to have a good scare with this one as a kid, hehe. I guess It'd be my second pick.

Earnest Goes to Jail - I remember a little of this one, but I think one of the only things I liked about this one, as I can remember, was the "I came, I saw, I got blown up!" line at the end. Of course, I probably won't think it's funny now that I'm grown up...

Earnest Goes to Camp - I remember a little of this one, but I don't remember anything too special about it, but I still liked it of course.

Slam Dunk - I remember this one as well. My Uncle is a sports fanatic and he had this on VHS, I think he still has it! Me and my bro would sometimes borrow it from him when we were kids.

Earnest Goes to School - I swear that I've seen this one, but I like remember nothing about it!

I don't believe I ever saw these, however...

Goes to Africa
In the Army
Rides Again

It would be SO weird to get to watch one of these movies since I haven't seen one in SO long! It's almost scary! I've already had experiences with watching a movies that I haven't seen in so long, like Popeye, Tremors, Jurassic Park, Titanic, Joe Dirt, Toy Story, and more. All movies I grew up watching, and it feels so weird watching them now...

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if you ask me a good movie will always be a good movie. that being said here is my rankings for ernest p worrell movies.

1. saves christmas.(although i'm ticked off i have not seen it yet this year).
2 scared stupid(just because i love halloween so much)
3. goes to camp
4 goes to jail
5. couldnt bring myself to finish any of the rest so they are tyed for last place



the closest one i came to finish watching was goes to school and it was pretty bad in my opinion

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Here's my listing:

1. Ernest Saves Christmas (my favorite Christmas Movie, and probably the best of the series)

2. Ernest Goes To Camp - Reasons being that it does bring you back to being a kid, had pretty good production for what it was, and the Native American themes made it a little more serious than most really remember or think about. All in all it takes me back to my childhood and had a good battle scene at the end.

3. Ernest Goes To Jail - Reasons being? Varney does excellent acting in his dual role, Ernest has a believable love interest, and it keeps with series continuity (the two guards, Rimshot, and we finally see Ernest's place in wacky glory).

Scared Stupid I didn't care for, but I must admit it's of better quality than the direct to video films and is enjoyable every once in awhile.

I haven't seen all of Ernest Goes To Africa or Goes To School yet I have Africa on DVD and Goes To School on VHS. In The Army was too Desert Storm for my tastes and again was out of Ernest continuity.

Ernest Rides Again I did like though I think it had more of a Police Academy feel to it.

Slam Dunk Ernest wasn't bad, but I just can't see a Ghetto Ernest.

I think the top 3 are the cream of the crop, the classics if you will, the best of the best of most film buff's worst of the worst franchises.

Sincerely,
Exchronos

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1.)Ernest Scared Stupid
2.)Ernest Goes to Camp
3.)Ernest Saves Christmas
4.)Ernest Goes to Jail


But I admit, I haven't seen Saves Christmas in years...and with all the praise it's getting, I might like it more than Goes to Camp if I watched it today...but not more than Scared Stupid.

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They are kids movies... why is everyone so harsh? They arent really ment to be serious movies and win awards..

1. Ernest Scared Stupid - I love it! I grew up watching it and still watch from time to time today.. I even have my kids watching it.

2. Ernest Saves Christmas - Another good Ernest movie.. Also the girl is pretty hott in my opinion.

3. Ernest Slam Dunk - Very far fetched but I love the story.

4. Ernest Goes to Camp - I think this was the first film.. Its got a cool story and a good comeback.

5. Ernest Goes to Jail - I really like the Evil Ernest. He shows in this film that Ernest is just a character and he can do other things.

The rest of his movies were pretty bad in my eyes.. Ernest Rides Again, Ernest Goes to School, Ernest Goes to Africa and Ernest in the Army are all not watchable in my opinion.

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1. Ernest Saves Christmas (holiday classic)

2. Ernest Scared Stupid (Halloween classic)

3. Ernest Goes to Jail (Great first half but got a little absurd in the escape and final fight. Final line was pretty funny though)

4. Ernest Rides Again (Funny but not as memorial as the above three)

5. Ernest Goes to Camp (Funny in some parts but not near as consistant as the above three)

6. Ernest Goes to School (Saw it once but don't really remember much about it)

All the rest I either haven't bothered seeing or tried watching but couldn't ger past the first 20 minutes. Anything to recommend on any of the DTVs?


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