Almost certainly written by someone as a English-as-a-second-language project...chock full of gems like,
"They spend romantic times together, Brian kissing her while he starts a white jeep like vehicle, and engaging in frottage in the water..."
And;
"Brian becomes impatient as the payoff is too slow and irritated by her athleticism..."
Who wrote that? Borat?
Tom Cruise make a sexy time with Elisabeth Shue and make a romance explosion on her stomitch.
Brian offers free drinks to celebrate, much to his Uncle Pat's chagrin.
His name...was Julio Iglesias!
What type of white jeep like vehicle does he drive?
Get busy livin..... or die tryin - Morgan Freeman, "The Shawshank Redemption"
good question. is this the 'uncle pat' they are talking about? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwT1kp0C3Ss&feature=related
His name...was Julio Iglesias!
http://www.imcdb.org/vehicle_98906-Suzuki-Samurai-SJ413-1984.html suzuki samurai! oh yeah!
His name...was Julio Iglesias!
Oh man, someone corrected it 😡
"engaging in frottage in the water..." ??? Is that how she got pregnant?
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