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What are the worst war movies ever made?


Just asking you what you think are some of the worst war movies you’ve ever seen. You may disagree with me, but these are my personal judgements.

Cassablanca Express (BAD! Even for an Italian production.)
Pearl Harbor (Tragedy Spectacular! a shame for the film industry and a dishonor for the real event.)
WindTalkers (I didn't know three bullets could kill five Japs, hey man ya’ll learn something new every day.)
Starship Troopers (“Melrose Place in Space” or “Finally the upperclass at war” or “Starship Poopers”.)
1941 (the Swedish title goes like “1941 - Excuse me, where’s Hollywood?”, well I still wonder.)
The Green Barets (That’s why we fought! Right?)
Carry on England and all in the Carry On-series (Not even the funny moments are funny! But I laughed at them because they were so laughable!)
Best Defense (Mmmmmfff.. hihihi!!)

Other movies which deserves being put under this category.
Mars Attacks! (Was this a silly movie about an alien invasion or was it just silly?)
Delta Force all in the series (war movies?)
All those “Based on a war-game” movies

And the winner is: “The War in Iraq” (2003) TV Series (worst reality concept/made for the TV drama, whatever you call it, ever on broadcast.)


“ Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy *beep* walrus-looking piece of *beep* Get the *beep* off of my obstacle. Get the *beep* down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.”

/ Gunnary Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

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Rambo III

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