(1) Throwing an old man that has just taken a pretty bad beating and has his hands tied out of a boat is fine.
(2) If you've been shot in the leg, trying to jump onto a moving boat is not going to end well.
(3) A pair of cheap ugly glasses will make a perfect disguise.
(4) After you've taken a beating, before you run off be sure to point at your enemy.
(5) If your a top secret agent who doesn’t need a cover but wants one anyway be sure to bring along your kids on your deadly mission.
(6) If you’re an evil Russian type on an evil Russian type boat you may feel the need to entertain the crew by doing the splits and chucking knifes...your evil Russian boss will approve.
(7) If you’re an evil Russian type on a top secret mission no one will mind you getting your end away with your colleagues whilst at sea.
(8) Malta and Maltese museums all the look the same and are really, really dull.
(9) It is fine to push small Asian children out of the way whilst visiting Maltese museums.
(10) All marine biologists are ripped and able to swim really deep with minimum diving equipment.
(11) All marine biologists speak so much bulls*** it is better to ignore what they say than listen to them.
(12) The sound of you banging on the side of your boat will be completely audible to someone swimming meters below it...they will also know exactly what this signal means.
(13) If you own an evil Russian boat it gives you the right to interrogate and question any other vessel you see...however if you do suspect the other vessel is really the CIA just sail away.
(14) If you are a bad guy always dress in black.
(15) If you are a good guy always dress in white.
(16) Evil Russians are no good catching Asian kids.
(17) Malta looks the same from every angle no matter what distance...it just all looks the same dam it!
(18) Don't watch Black Eagle......ever.
Its the American $hithead who makes tricks with bricks!
18. Maltese women are good at spotting spy planes.
19. Be gracious and invite your enemy spy to a casino for personal introductions.
20. The best way to kidnap a woman and 2 kids is with a truck and your henchmen carrying lot of semi-automatic weapons.
21. It is more acceptable not to use a gun in a hand-fight.
22. CIA encourages its employees for bringing your kids to workday.
23. Addendum: CIA also encourages its employees to take working holidays.
24. Russian spies don't rape skinny captive women.
25. The job crisis was much more severe in the 1980's with priests often moonlighting as oceanographers and temping as spy agents.
26. Russian agents speak in English even when they are talking to each other.
nobody lives forever...
27 A Priest will break his vows if you yell at him
28 Run the film at normal speed so it looks like you're blowing up a toy boat at the end and not a real boat
29 Japanese men can hold their breath for 10 minutes
30 If you're on a hang glider, you can see to the bottom of the ocean
31 doing the splits is necessary to win at martial arts
32 no one can watch this movie and not fast forward