**sigh** okay if you have seen this movie...plaese respond to this asap!

Here is the dealio champ. There is this dude named Soloman Chandler and he's all like " Damn dem Redcoat pimps, why dey be playa hating." So then he's all like "Why you be playa hatin foo's, maybe you should have some more HATER-ADE." So den da redcoats are like, YOU STOOPID, to Soloman. So den Soloman goes to Lexington and is all like "DOES LOBSTERBACKS BE PLAYA HATING."

Enter Moses who is all like "WHOA Hombres we shouldn't hate da playa, we should hate da game." So den some stuff happens and da colonists are all like "YOU BETTA NOT BE TRYING TO OPPRESS US." And den da British are all like "Well we gunna foo's." So den da colonists are like "GRAB DA GUNS AND GO TO DA FIELD." Then the british march through to Concord and are all like "Please foo's you think you can beat us." And da colonists were like, NAH DUDE WE WAS JUST MESSING WITCH YA. And den some dude "Probably Soloman" was all like bang at the british. So den da British was all like "HELL NO YOU DIDN'T." And da Colonists were like "Run away dey gots dem guns and da swords and da other stuff." So den da Brits march to Concord, but on da way back da Colonists was like "WHOA HOLD UP DUDES." And totally shot at dem using Solomans Idea of hiding in da woods. A pretty kick Butt Movie I dink.