Sharon Stone


I read somewhere that Sharon Stone calls Seagal the world's "worst person". Evidently she hates his guts. Does anyone know why?

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He's a notorious womanizer. Jenny McCarthy once said he tried to put the moves on her real 'casting couch' like while he was helping cast one of his films. DMX said he was an a-hole too.

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This is the first time anyone has ever heard of dis-agreements between people working on the same movie, right, plus the person being discussed is Steven Seagal. So naturally anything, and everything that's bad being said about him is gospel, to be believed. No one has ever made up a story about Steven, yeah, right.

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I heard that one time, Steven Seagal went thru the express check-out lane, with more than 12 items.

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I heard that too jrt0099, then he went home and spent the rest of the night taking free porn tours.

The level of danger was just too much for him he was some kind of high from all his activities and then he went on a mattress tag ripping spree in the history of United States

The cops found him 2 days later in a Motel 6 he was leaving and they took him down, in his bags they found ashtrays and those tiny shampoo bottles.

He plea bargained and was only charged with the express check out lane violation
He received one year probation and as part of his sentence he each week he had to attend and acting class, and was forced to watch one of his own movies every week

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Where the hell are you guys from, I mean which planet? Don't you understand that making up stories like these won't do a damn thing to harm Steven in any way, shape or form? You see, you go over the top just a tad with these yarns of yours, you're making them too bizarre, and unbelievable,okay! Now, trot off to the rest of your other little brain-dead buddies, and stay away from drugs in future. I mean look what it does to you. It's making you think that things your relative did, was actually done by Steven Seagal!!!

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he is too ugly to be in movies

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Don't you understand that making up stories like these won't do a damn thing to harm Steven in any way, shape or form?


- lola-hamilton: I'm certain that they were making fun of in a very humorous and sarcastic way the accusations against Seagal. They were not seriously saying that it would even matter if he really did "...go thru the express check-out lane, with more than 12 items..." or that "...he went on a mattress tag ripping spree..."

These are sarcastic jokes poking fun at the ludicrous way that Hollywood actors are publicized and their every move scrutinized, among other levels of humor.

They weren't seriously knocking Seagal, in fact, I'd bet that they are fans. I like his best films, IMO "Above the Law", "Hard To Kill", and "Under Siege". I don't care at all about his personal life, that's his business, and I think that he has other great films as well, though they can be a bit silly at times and do have over-the-top bad guys, dialog, situations, and action scenes that have a propensity to spill over into the campy area of films.

That said, I am a fan, I love especially his biggest movies.

Notably, "Above the Law" came out in the same year as "Die Hard", 1988. A great year for two of the best action films of all time.

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Sorry guys, but game, set, and match all go to lola-hamilton, who managed to be funnier than anyone else on this thread without even knowing it...

I heard Seagal was responsible for "Fire Down Below," "On Deadly Ground," and "The Patriot," but his biggest crime was asking for too much money when they wanted him to star in "The Specialist," in the role that eventually went to Stallone. Just the thought of Seagal sharing a scene with James Woods makes me smile, but sadly it wasn't to be.

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You're the type of brain-dead imbecile who'd find the bubonic plague hilarious. I hope you find this funny too, you clown!!!

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You're the type of brain-dead imbecile who'd find the bubonic plague hilarious. I hope you find this funny too, you clown!!!


Mot juste, lola-hamilton. As always, I can only doff my cap at your wise and witty rejoinders, and I hasten to add that you really must write the script for Seagal's next DTV venture, if you aren't already doing so. Your words, given life through Seagal's mellifluous speaking tones, would enrapture us all. So, go to, sir/madam, and let us all know when you've got 80 good pages done.

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Ha, ha, ha, now that is what I call funny, my friends and I are reeling with laughter, just can't stop. Tell me, are you a professional comedian or what? Oh don't bother , we don't care what you are!!!

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Shut the hell up you geriatric pos, with your sloshing colostomy bags.

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What the hell does that mean, and who the hell is it meant to be referring to?
I guess the answer to that is YOUR MOTHER. Shame on you, you should show more respect. After all the old bat can't help if she needs a colostomy bag, can she!!!!

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Nah, it was referring to you. Geriatric. Need an enema?

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No scumbag, it is your filthy mother,I can tell you take after the stinking bitch. Like mother like son. Clear off you piece of raw sewage. Colostomy bags, enemas, I bet you even watch your slag mother use the loo.You sad, vile piece of filth. Imagine a dirt bag like you trying to get smart with me, what a joke that is. Oh, and these sites are for Mr. Seagal's fans to discuss his
movies intelligently and constructively, so beat it!!!

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How can you discuss Steven Seagal movies intelligently and contructively? haha what a joke. You fail. Go drink Steven Seagal's energy drink or watch that sow at a concert with no sleeves on his shirt as his gut tries to hide under.

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I bet your mother knows you watch her when she's on the loo, and that poor old cow does try to hide, but sure enough, you always manage to be around. No hiding from you, is there? That poor bitch!! she knows what a pervert you are, and wishes she had the insight to abort you, but how would the cow know you'd turn out to be such a first class pervert freak. Look, from now on, you are terminated, right, well and truly discarded. Oh, wait a minute isn't that your mother going off to the loo? Hey hurry up and go to your favourite spot, hurry, you would'nt want to miss the action now, would you, you piece of filth!!! Go away

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What does crap taste like? You sure spew a lot of it.

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So, great lola-hamilton, who seems to know so much about Seagal, why did Sharon Stone say that?

www.myspace.com/vincent_in_wonderland

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I dont't want to waste my time with every little creepy-crawly who thinks it's his/her God given right to make derogatory remarks about Steven all the bloody time. Now, I'm neither interested in what you or Sharon Stone may have to say. I also dislike gossip, haven't you gathered that yet, whoever the hell you are, huh? And, don't type my name like you know me again, understood? Now scram, go join that other piece of filth obsolete or whatever the hell name that thing posts under. You should make a perfect couple.

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I dont't want to waste my time with every little creepy-crawly who thinks it's his/her God given right to make derogatory remarks about Steven all the bloody time.


Good luck with the IMDB boards, then. Or have you not noticed that approximately 98% of the people who post on the Seagal boards just want to make fun of how bad his movies are?

And, don't type my name like you know me again, understood?


To be fair, you are using what is apparently your real name for your user ID. How should they have referred to you?

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Oh my dear dear lola-hamilton, (since you didnt answer my question when i first asked you) you dont know a *beep* about what Sharon said.. So why do you keep coming on this thread??

www.myspace.com/vincent_in_wonderland

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Look, you piece of filth, what part of "I'm not interested in gossip" don't you understand, huh? What, you think if you continue to include that crap link, I'll magically become another person who can be persuaded by some little nobody and be compelled to read it? what the hell kind of dumb creep are you? I don't want to know, get it? And normally, when someone doesn't reply to your crap post, it's because you're being ignored, you crap-for-brain moron. Now just get lost, right, you're making me nauseous!!!

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Why don't you get lost you f cking idiot. This thread is about Sharon saying that he is the worst person ever. I'm wondering why she would say that. If you don't know the answer, go shoot yourself, thats all

www.myspace.com/vincent_in_wonderland

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"mellifluous" is a cool word, not being sarcastic, great word choice! my limited vocabulary... got to read more and stop watching tv so much.

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Hey, I'm here to help. I'd forgotten all about this board. I wonder what Lola's doing nowadays.


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It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
If it ain't, it'll do til the mess gets here.

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you, sir, should write comedy! classic... 😁

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Last time I heard, he was in getting in trouble for asking for a 3rd refill in coffee shops where they give only 2 refills. Will this man stop at nothing.


It should be against the law to use 'LOL'; unless you really did LOL!

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I heard that one time, Steven Seagal went thru the express check-out lane, with more than 12 items.


He had 15 items. The bastard!

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Steven Seagal blows goats... I have proof.

Mr Annnderson.....!

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She's not even nearly the only one who claims Segal is an A-class *beep* ... in fact "Judo" Gene LeBell went so far as to choke him out (rear naked choke) until he lost consciousness and defecated himself on one of his film sets.

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Lorne Michaels also said Segal was the biggest jerk ever to appear on SNL.
That's saying something when you consider how long that shows been around.

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Several co-stars have been negative about Steven Seagal, most notably DMX in "Exit Wounds". But I have never heard anything fropm Sharon Stone other than the claim on here, and cannot find anything to back it up. So I'm sure the thread starter here just invented it.

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In the December 1992 issue of Playboy, she was asked to talk about every film that she had worked on. When it came to Above the Law, she said: “I will refrain from comment.”

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