Becky and Darlene

If there was an episode where Becky and Darlene said that they have made good choices all their lives and that they have lived by the book, I would simply say, "You girls never made good choices." And what book did they live by? Last time I checked, they came home late a lot in the episode, Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?, got in so many fights with each other in so many episodes and treated Roseanne to a day at the spa for Mother's Day with ulterior motives in the episode, Don't Make Me Over, etc. Of all the Conner children, Becky and Darlene gave Dan and Roseanne the most trouble...they cannot say they have lived by the book. This book must have been the Rule Breaker.