Rimmer never quotes the correct section number and it confuses Kryten as he speaks the directive based on the section number Rimmer quoted...it's a running gag in the show.
Rimmer, "That's it! I'm invoking space core directive 68520!".
Kryten, "68520? But sir, surely that is impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi?".
Rimmer, "...may I remind you (Lister) of space core directive 34124!"
Kryton, "34124. No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity?"
Yes I think the false teeth one is good. Also:
196156. 'Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial.'
1742. 'No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee.'
"Yes, but Rimmer Directive 217 states just as clearly, “No chance you metal bastard""
And my favourite:
'Never tangle with anything that's got more teeth than the entire Osmond family.'
LOL!!!
shareActually I prefer: Rimmer "oh spare me another one of your Space Core Directives!"
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