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The Mating MEGATHREAD

posted 10 years ago by Sam_Fisher_Agent_47
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Let's go... again!

*Geoff and Ruby finally get a chance to mate on Belle's old bed... under 50,000 Christmas lights
*Liam gets found out by Aden who tells Nicole - he mated with Adens formal partner. Soft balls Murphy can't handle no sex
*Aden and Nicole have previously mated
*Liam mated with aden's formal partner's sister
*Martha just Mated with Hugo while they were broken up. I think Martha wanted a "Just one more time" before Hugo left her for goood. (Thurs November 25th)
*Martha and Liam just mated on the rural remote farm!
*oh nO....Xavier is on to us..... he mentioned the word 'Mating Ritual' while talking about Mink today.
*Nicole and Aden are probably at it like wild Dingoes.
*Martha and Liam just mated - 19/02/10
*Gosh Martha and Liam don't get it. A mating session narrowly resulted in them missing out on being parents... then they go at it again later that evening. When will it end?
*Martha mated with Liam tonight in her Car. 11th March 2009
*Gina & John, they mated on Wednesday nights episode 17/3/10. I can't believe that everyone here (myself included) missed out on posting about THAT particular mating session!
*Elijah and Leah - baby just got shacky :-) 22/4/10
*Gina & John (again - April 23
*Hugo and Martha had a mating session... in the shower... because Martha felt dirty... in more ways than 1 ;) May 16, 2010
*May 17, 2010. Hugo and Martha again. This time they had sausage and fertilised eggs for breakfast... and Martha even risks her own job by turning up late telling Alf that she lost the keys to her ute... then found them... just for the sake of mating!
*Angelo and Charlie. The cops mating after Charlie declared that their first date was not yet over! 25/5/10
*It looks like Martha and Hugo have mated for the last time on our screens. Fridays episode saw them mate on the Farmhouse floor... and then again minutes later in Martha's bed. Man, Martha is a mating-crazed machine :D 30/5/10
*June 14 - Queen-Bee mater has left. Looks like less mating storylines will be on the cards eh... ;)
*Have we found a new mating King? Benn gets some other chicks number written on his forearm in ink, then kisses her... even though he kissed Nicole minutes earlier. Looks like another case of 'lock up your daughters' - Geoff's replacement has arrived. 16/6/2010
*July 7 - Mating hasn't occurred in a while, so we might just add here that April and Xavier slept together on the beach. No really... the literally DID sleep together on the beach (no pun intended).
*July 12 - Confirmed: Dr. Sid and Nurse Veronica have officially mated!
*July 14 - Sid and Marilyn. You guessed it. It didn't take long either!
*August 25 - Liam and Bianca in the school library. They didn't actually mate, but the intent was there.
*September - Bianca and Virrotio mated in his hotel room!
*October 21 - (Flashback) Bianca recalls seeing Vittorio mating with his ex on the night of their engagement as she was about to enter his hotel room.
*22nd October 2010 Biannca and Vittorio decide to make some new memories to replace some old ones by "mating"
*October 26 - Bianca and Vittorio decide to have sausage and eggs for breakfast and have a morning mating session in the shower.
*November 2 - John & Gina, yes, at it in the hotel room like horny mammals ;)
*March 10 - Ruby mates with Romeo, even though she knows that Indi had something special planned for them. Greed in its highest form.
*March 17 - Backseat Buckton gets a Backseat Braxton
*March 22 - Elijah 'comforts' Grace
*April 13 - Brax and Charlie - was bound to happen
*May 27 - Father/Dr. Walker catches Romeo giving crabs to his little girl Indi
*May 30 - We later find out that Romeo contracted those crabs thanks to Emily giving them to him
*June 15 - Bianca told Heath to "Take her home!". Oh... I'm sure he took her home alright. How screwed up is Gina... breaking up with Liam because of his drug addiction, then going out (and mating) with the very guy who supplied him with said drugs!
*June 16 - Charlie told Brax "House clear. Come now!" And I'm sure he did come (sp?) now.
*June 29 - After getting married in the garden of Eden known as Hawaii, Barbie (Indi) and Ken (Romeo) awake after a night of mating in their heavenly nest!
*July 4 - Here we go again, Brax fertilises Charlies eggs while staying at a cozy bed & breakfast!
*August 1 - Brax's snake enters a stretched, bleach-blonde, wet tunnel well past it's used-by date!
*August 22 - Brax and Charlie make-up with a mate.
<<<DRY SPELL>>>
*November 25: April and Heath Mated. They mated in a room where many more have mated before them - Irene's downstairs mating pad. (Thanks Lulchul)
*November 25: Breeders Digest and Casey Mated

<<Severe Drought>>

Week ending 27 Match, 2014:

*Hannah and Andy have mated several times
*Zac, shutdown by his attempts to mate with Hannah has let out his frustrations by mating with Bianca!

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[–] Lulchul 10 years ago

Maddie and that barrett guy attempted to mate in the lounge room of all places.John stayed the night with Marylin at the caravan park - its unsure if they mated

[–] shelly_belly_64 10 years ago

Casey and Linda will sleep together in tomorrow's episode.

[–] Lulchul 10 years ago

sleep? no no no.... You mean mate. They may sleep after they mate

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 10 years ago

That is correct, they will MATE (not sleep).

And Marilyn shutdown Palmers attempts to mate with them because Alfred was up in the room and waiting for them to mate... so it's been agreed upon by the 2 that future mating sessions will only be held at the Palmer residence.

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[–] shelly_belly_64 10 years ago

Fine, they will Mate, no sleeping at all.

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 10 years ago

It happened. Casey and Linda mated!

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[–] Lulchul 10 years ago

Looking back on those matings is funny. April once mated with Heath who later mated and married her sister. Buxton Breeder mated with pretty much everyone including Casey who just mated with Linda who previously mated with Tamara who mated with Caseys half brother Kyle.

[–] Paulie_Walnuts_86 10 years ago

Tamara mated with another sheila?

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 10 years ago

No, Kyle is a dude!

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[–] Paulie_Walnuts_86 10 years ago

"Linda who previously mated with Tamara" !

[–] Lulchul 10 years ago

Casey has mated with Linda and it is Casey who has previously mated with Tamara who mated with Casey's brother Kyle.

A mating tree can be hard to follow.... they get all tangled when they mate with friend, foe n family.

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 10 years ago

I keep forgetting who Linda is?

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[–] Lulchul 10 years ago

Linda is the female Casey mated with while in London.

[–] Lulchul 10 years ago

23rd April 2014 - Josh and Maddie have been mating and Alf is not happy. Maddie and Josh told Alf they are being safe and using mating bags to prevent babies.

23rd April 2014 - Oscar has never mated.

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 10 years ago

Oscar also said that he and Maddie are just friends, and he has confirmed with uncle Zac that Maddie has a boyfriend in Josh, and they are simply study buddies.

Now that this has been confirmed and established, how long until Maddie and Oscar mate?? I'm going to guess within the next 4-8 weeks, and it will be while Maddie is pissed off with Josh about something, mates with Oscar, then she tries to work things out with Josh, only for him to find out they mated and ends their mateship forever!

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[–] lizannod 10 years ago

Evie and Spencer soon too

[–] shayneferry 10 years ago

Kyle and that wench Pheobe are mating. Ew.

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 10 years ago

Chris mated with Denny. Nice and simple. Now the 'L' word has sent Chris running for the hills!

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[–] Lulchul 10 years ago

Wednesday 11th June - Nate mated with his ex wife.

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 10 years ago

You mean his current wife with whom he is separated from. They mated all over the principals office like filthy pigs in mud!

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[–] shelly_belly_64 10 years ago

lol

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 10 years ago

...and it's happened. Maddie has mated with Oscar!

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[–] Lulchul 9 years ago

Last noted mate is with Maddie and Oscar... and that was in August.

Who has been mating ?? Leah ? She had any good times lately ? How about her elderly son VJ - Hes now above mating age all of a sudden.

Rikki is prego -she must of mated with someone?

Whos mating with who?

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 9 years ago

Rikki mated with Brax.

I'm also sure somewhere along the line recently Maddy mated with Josh.

I think the season finale also involved Phoebe in a mating video to going online while she's out of it. We'll need to wait and see how this turns out :)

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[–] skteosk 9 years ago

Leah and Zac seem to be mating.We were treated to the sight of Kyle and Phoebe mating.Matt and Sasha have evidently mated a few times.Casey and Denny got to mate like rabbits until he was put down.

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 9 years ago

Were we treated to a Casey and Denny session though, or is it implied?

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[–] skteosk 9 years ago

Well, they clearly mated in the tent that time.It's a toss up as to what they got up to in the office.Otherwise, despite the amount of flesh on display, I can't think of any firm examples.

[–] skteosk 9 years ago

* Andy mated with Neive.
* Spencer mated with random girl at party (Monique).
* Ash implied to have mated with a string of blondes.

[–] skteosk 9 years ago

Wednesday 11 March et al-Brax and Ricky get in as much mating as possible before he goes to jail, while Kyle and Phoebe also mate.

Thursday 5 March-Hannah tries and fails to mate with Andy.

Thursday 19 March-Sasha and Matt spend a night on the floor in the Diner and probably mate.

Thursday 26 March-After an abortive attempt at mating in the back of a car, Josh and Evelyn mate among a pile of flashing balloons.

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 9 years ago

Thursday 26 March-After an abortive attempt at mating in the back of a car, Josh and Evelyn mate among a pile of flashing balloons.

 Oh I would've paid to see that.

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[–] skteosk 9 years ago

Thursday 26 March-Nate mates with Kat

Monday 30 March-Andy and Hannah mate

Wednesday 1 April-Nate and Kat mate again

Tuesday 7 April-Nate and Kat mate in a motel room

Wednesday 8 April-Denny mates with Ash

(We're a bit behind in the UK at the moment)

[–] skteosk 9 years ago

Tuesday 5 May-Kyle mates with Billie.

[–] skteosk 9 years ago

Monday 11 May-Ash catches Kyle and Billie mating

Wednesday 27 May-Nate and Kat mate

Monday 15 June-Nate and Kat mate...

Wednesday 18 June-Hannah mates with Sean

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 9 years ago

Obviously I haven't been watching this show for a while. Who's Sean? He sounds like some punk school kid 

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[–] skteosk 9 years ago

He's a new/specialist doctor at the hospital and Hannah's ex-fiancé.I think he's already left at Oz pace...

[–] skteosk 9 years ago

Tuesday 23 June-Denny mates with Ash

Wednesday 24 June-Maddy and Oscar discuss mating but decide to put it off for a bit

Thursday 25 June-Matt mates with the new teacher!

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 9 years ago

Kids mating with teachers, again?

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[–] skteosk 9 years ago

Kids mating with teachers, again?

Yep!

Tuesday 30 June-Andy nearly mates with Sean's wife at the gym.But doesn't.

Wednesday 8 July-Matt mates with Charlotte again, while Phoebe mates with Ash in the back of a car.

[–] skteosk 9 years ago

Monday 20 July-Ash and Phoebe mate

Tuesday 21 July-Andy mates with Charlotte, while Hannah mates with her blind date

[–] skteosk 9 years ago

Tuesday 28 July-Hannah is mentioned as mating with another blind date
Wednesday 29 July-Roo stays out all night with James: Strong chance that mating occurred
Monday 3 August-Hannah mates with another blind date
Thursday 27 August-Maddy and Oscar mate
Monday 31 August-Ricky mates with Nate

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 8 years ago

Those matings occured months ago - good memory :)

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[–] lizannod 8 years ago

Has Matt and Maddie mated yet?

[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Those matings occured months ago - good memory :)

I keep notes.

Has Matt and Maddy mated yet?

No.Or anything else as far as I know.

Tuesday 22nd September-Ash refuses to mate with a grieving Phoebe
Thursday 24th September-Having possibly mated in his car, Evelyn and Tank definitely mate on Jump Rock

[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Wednesday 30 September-Evelyn and Tank mate
Thursday 1 October-Charlotte fails to get Andy to mate with her, so mates with Matt instead.Twice.
Monday 5 October-Roo and James mate
Tuesday 6 October-Ash and Phoebe mate, as do Matt and Charlotte

(Which takes us up to the UK finale...)

[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Monday 19th October-Evelyn mates with Tank
Thursday 22nd October-Matt mates with Charlotte.About three times.
Monday 2nd November-Ricky mates with Nate, while Kyle mates with Charlotte

(Yep, over Christmas the UK went from eight weeks behind to thirteen weeks behind...)

[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Monday 9th November-Kyle mates with Charlotte
Tuesday 17th November-Kyle and Charlotte mate.Twice.
Thursday 26th November-Chris and Hannah mate
Tuesday 8th December-Olivia mates with Hunter

(Which finally completes the 2015 season for UK viewers!)

[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Thursday 4 February-Maddy mates with Matt in his caravan, which is apparently what they've been doing all week.

[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Tuesday 9 February-Ash and Phoebe mate
Thursday 11 February-Josh mates with a random classmate

[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Wednesday 17 February-Andy and Hannah mate

[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Monday 22 February-Ricky and Nate mate
Thursday 25 February-Having previously caught them about to mate on the sofa, Roo avoids the flat because Maddy and Matt are busy mating

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 8 years ago

Maddy... how many mates has she had now?

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[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Three: Josh, Oscar and Matt.

[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Thursday 3 March-Chris and Hannah mate
Monday 14 March-Kyle mates with Isla

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 8 years ago

Isla? They have a character on the show called Isla now? Surely she's not a ranga... surely?

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[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Isla? They have a character on the show called Isla now? Surely she's not a ranga... surely?

Blonde.I think she's left now anyway.

Monday 21 March-Zac and Leah mate, while Kat mates with Dylan

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 8 years ago

I wonder if Maddy will be mating again. How do they show her with one arm though, I wonder how it appears.

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[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Tuesday 29 March-Kat and Dylan mate in a motel room
Thursday 31 March-Kyle and Isla mate
Tuesday 5 April-Ash has mated with a random blonde woman and is said to have mated with four women in as many nights
Wednesday 6 April-Kat and Dylan mate in a cell
Wednesday 13 April-Hunter tries to mate with Olivia on the beach but the fact they've already mated enough to get her pregnant puts her off
Monday 18 April-Kyle manages to get in one more mating session with fugitive Isla
Tuesday 26 April-Evelyn mates with Josh to stop him ranting
Monday 2 May-Ricky and Nate mate at John's house before he comes home and interrupts
Monday 9 May-Billie mates with VJ after he asks if he can do anything to help her

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 8 years ago

Gosh VJ is no longer the little innocent child we knew from birth anymore. Now he's a mater!

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[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Thursday 12 May-Phoebe mates with Dom
Monday 16 May-Ricky tries to mate with Nate right after having a hysterectomy. He points out that this is a bad idea.

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 8 years ago

Haven't they mated before? Why have a morality attack now lol.

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[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Thursday 19 May-Phoebe mates with Dom, then walks in on Ash and Kat about to mate on the living room floor.Ash and Kat mate at the second attempt while Hunter fails to mate with Olivia.

[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Monday 23 May-Nate and Ricky mate
Thursday 26 May-Skye mates with Tank

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 8 years ago

lol how do you keep a record of these? They happened nearly 2 months ago 

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[–] skteosk 8 years ago

lol how do you keep a record of these? They happened nearly 2 months ago

By being in the UK, nearly 2 months behind. Although it's getting so bad someone else will probably have to take this over soon, I'm struggling to keep watching.

Tuesday 31 May-Phoebe mates with Dom
Thursday 2 June-Hunter and Olivia mate
Monday 6 June-Josh and Evelyn mate in a rose-petal festooned caravan
Wednesday 8 June-Having just broken up with Dom, Phoebe mates with Justin

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 8 years ago

Too many matings.

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[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Thursday 9 June-Billie mates with VJ
Tuesday 14 June-Mason mates with his ex
Wednesday 29 June-Mason mates with Lara again
Wednesday 13 July-Nate mates with Danika

(Yes, I'm still watching, not sure why)

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 8 years ago

3 matings in June? Wow, the bay must be a cold place at night in Winter... they enjoy being nice and cosy lol.

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[–] skteosk 8 years ago

Tuesday 19th July-Ash and Kat mate, while Nate and Danika "go for a walk", which seems to be code for mating
Monday 25th July-Leah and Zac talk about "champagne in bed", which probably involved mating
Thursday 28th July-Phoebe and Justin mate
Tuesday 2nd August-Evelyn mates with Mason
Wednesday 3rd August-Evelyn and Mason mate again.While doing the filing.

Which takes us up to the Olympic cliffhanger!

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 8 years ago

Mating while doing the filing? Are we talking about office mating here?

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[–] skteosk 7 years ago

Mating while doing the filing? Are we talking about office mating here?

No, they were doing the filing in her bedroom...

Thursday 15 September-Mason and Evelyn mate in his car, while Leah and Zac decide not to mate while on their break
Monday 19 September-Mason and Evelyn mate in a caravan
Wednesday 21 September-Leah and Zac mate.Twice.
Thursday 22 September-Mason refuses to mate with Evelyn during Chris' farewell party
Tuesday 27 September-Justin refuses to mate with Hope
Tuesday 11 October-Ash and Kat mate in his caravan
Wednesday 12 October-Ash and Kate mate again
Monday 17 October-Ash and Kat mate, but their later attempt to mate at the garage is interrupted by McCarthy
Thursday 20 October-Mason "goes back to her place" with Matt's blind date, which seems to be code for mating with her
Thursday 27 October-Ash and Kat made in his caravan, then in a motel room.Twice.

[–] Lulchul 7 years ago

I turned on Home And Away a few weeks ago and didn't recognise anyone. But it's good to see mating are still part of life in SummerBay. I look back to the start of this thread and reminisce about the days of Martha (Serial Mater) and runner up "Breeds" aka Break Cutting Ruby - ahhh where are they now.

[–] skteosk 7 years ago

I was saving these for the end of the season in the UK but since the IMDb boards will probably be closed down before we get there I'll put this lot up now:

Wednesday 2 November-Zac and Leah "got up late", which seems to be code for early morning mating
Tuesday 8 November-Tori and Duncan twice attempt to mate without actually getting around to it
Monday 14 November-Brody and Jeannie presumably mate after she tells him he doesn't want to leave on the couch, then appear to mate again the following afternoon when she comes round
Thursday 17 November-Justin and Phoebe mate

[–] Sam_Fisher_Agent_47 7 years ago

Wow. Matings all round.

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[–] skteosk 7 years ago

Wednesday 23 November-Nate and Tori mate in a lift.And may have another go when she goes round to his place.

[–] Lulchul 7 years ago

Whats this i hear about IMDB closing ?