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Things I learned watching Tin Men

posted 8 years ago by spud-boy
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-Ben Cartwright is only three years older than his sons
-Nobody on the Ponderosa gets horny
-Hoss never wakes up with a boner
-If you dance the meringue, other men admire you
-If you don't drive a Cadillac, you ain't sh*t
-Nobody will buy aluminum siding from you if you don't drive a Caddy
-The ultimate insult is to rip another man's side view mirror off
-If you poke your rival's wife, you'll end up falling in love with her and marrying her
-If you throw a $5 bill on the floor, people will think you're honest
-If you want to sell a lady aluminum siding, pretend to be from Life Magazine

[–] lunkerstool 8 years ago

Very funny! I love it!

[–] pconley22 8 years ago

You find God at the smorgasbord

Tilley doesn't know how they do their eggs here

You can't eat good times

But you can bolt into a street a six miles an hour

If you dent the frame, the car doesn't run right

Bonanza is not an accurate depiction of the West

Tilley doesn't know the guy

A hand, a chalk, and a box can be entertaining

Waitresses don't hear orders for scotch

Moe likes the left side

[–] FenwayFrankie 7 years ago

The cantaloupe was excellent

[–] pconley22 7 years ago

Mouse eats like an Animal

"In this scene, you will gargle with mouthwash! And...action!" 

[–] FenwayFrankie 7 years ago

I had very little

[–] pconley22 7 years ago

French toast? You had more than french toast.

"In this scene, you will gargle with mouthwash! And...action!" 

[–] FenwayFrankie 7 years ago

lol

Yes...but not a lot

[–] pconley22 7 years ago

Sam, what did he have yesterday?

"In this scene, you will gargle with mouthwash! And...action!" 

[–] FenwayFrankie 7 years ago

Wait I'll get my notebook out, how the F$%k do I know what he had!?

[–] pconley22 7 years ago

LOL! You're good.

You watch Ed Sullivan, right? Who do like better? The guy who spins the plates? Or the guy with the hand puppet?

"In this scene, you will gargle with mouthwash! And...action!" 

[–] FenwayFrankie 7 years ago

Senior wensun, love the guy, senior wenson, plus, hes got no overhead,
guys got a hand....a chalk and a box..love the guy

[–] [deleted] 2 months ago

lol