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favorite quotes from the movie

posted 20 years ago by m_hebner
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what was everybody's favorite quotes from the movie?

mine are.

Mrs. Lift: Owen, your grounded!

Mrs. Lift: What a dream I was having, Louie Armstrong was trying to kill me!
Larry: Mrs. Lift?
Mrs. Lift: Get away from me you horse's ass!

Owen: This is cousin Patty, he's gonna be staying with us for a while, isn't that nice?
Mrs. Lift: you don't have a cousin Patty.
Owen: (to Larry) you lied to me! (hits him in the head with a frying pan)

Larry: Owen, you need to understand, I may be a bunch of things but I'm not a killer.
Owen: you don't have to blow her brains out or anything like that.
Larry: (sarcastically) thank you, that takes the pressure right off.

Owen: (knockes the cup of soda out of his mom's hand)
Mrs. Lift: you clumsy poop! why did you do that?

Owen: (gets off the phone with Larry) coming mama.
Mrs. Lift: who were you talking to?
Owen: I just called the weather.
Mrs. Lift: You were talking to a machine?

[–] tito131 20 years ago

my favorite is

(when the police are at Owen's house)
Mrs. Lift:Owen! OWEN!!!
Owen: Momma you're alive(turns around)(to police)Old People, you have to reassure them

that is the best line! that and

Larry: You're a bad man Owen and i'm turning you in.
Owen: you're right, im bad. I'm a sick sick per...Cows!!!

great movie!

to your boss at a Ravioli factory "you can take this job and stuff it!"

[–] vikingtackle70 20 years ago

Larry-she's not a women she's the terminator!

Larry-(after being hit in the head with the frying pan)that's it, that's all

mrs. lift-get away from me you black bastard!!
larry-what?
and the best is

Owen-Larry my friend, my friend Larry!
Mrs. Lift- (mimicing owen) MY FREEEEENDDD MY FREEEEND

or

Owen-Owen loves his momma
mrs. lift-(mimicing owen)owne love his momma (singing) owen loves his momma, owen loves his momma!

[–] moviegeek71 12 years ago

Owen: you're right, im bad. I'm a sick sick person...Cows!!!

I say that line every time I'm driving in the country and see a cow pasture.

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[–] nice_girl85 19 years ago

My favorite quotes are:

Mrs. Lift: "Holly hell! What a dream I had! Louie Armstrong tried to kill me!"

Owen: "You don´t have to blow her brains out or anything"
Larry: "Thank you. That takes the pressure right off"

(Larry when he´s out on the ledge): "And like this you kill an evening"
(When Larry´s trying to get inside again and almost falls)Owen: "Larry, what are you doin'?"
Larry: "I´m selling "The Watchtower. What do you think!?"

(The last things Larry says about Owen when they are at the beach):
Larry: "Watch this, Beth. Have you ever seen a weeble snorkel?"
Larry: "But look at him. He´s a bouy with hair."

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[–] will_starling 19 years ago

sorry for this but does anyone no the last words in larrys book "throw mama from the train"?
its something like "Whan your lonely theres hate and when your in love theres jelousy, somewhere inbetween you can survive"
can anybody tell me the exact words plz
thx will

[–] neil_mc 19 years ago

Larry: Fate makes you impotent, Love makes you crazy, somewhere in the middle you can survive.

Good film, but not a patch on War on the Roses.

European Cup Winners '99

[–] LuckyGraveyardBoots 19 years ago

It's "hate" makes you impotent...

[–] JimBonig 14 years ago

It's cryptic.

[–] dragonardor 19 years ago

Momma: Your friend had an accident, he's dead! You go bowling and leave a corpse to take care of me!
Owen: He's dead?
Momma: See for yourself.
Owen: Larry! My friend, my friend... Larry!
Momma: "My friend! My friend!" You big crybaby. Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.

Black comedy at it's best.

[–] gallopgirl88 19 years ago

One of my part when Larry goes to Beth's house after he finds out his ex is dead. It goes something like this:
Larry: Margret's dead!
Beth: Oh Larry, I'm sorry. Did she suffer?
Larry: He say she didn't feel a thing.
Beth: Who? The doctor?
Larry: No, the killer.
Beth: The KILLER!!

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[–] BryanEkers 19 years ago

Owen calls from Hawaii: "I don't want to say anything over the phone. All I can say is that I killed her last night."

Kills me every time.

[–] marshjes 15 years ago

Yeah, that was great! He didn't want to admit to anything, just murder!!

Also, the:
when the police are at Owen's house)
Mrs. Lift:Owen! OWEN!!!
Owen: Momma you're alive(turns around)(to police)Old People, you have to reassure them

And I love LOVE the part where he says Larry could kill her by introducing himself and waving his hands all over the place.

[–] marney75 19 years ago

The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot. The night was hot and wet, wet and hot. The night was wet and hot, hot and wet, wet and hot; that's humid.
The night was humid.
The night was damp.
The night was moist.
The night was dry, even though it was raining outside.

Mrs. Hazeltine: (reading) His guts oozed nice, like a melted malted.

Larry Donner: This is a real classic by Mr. Pinsky, it's entitled: "One Hundred Girls I'd Like to Pork."
Mr. Pinsky: It's a coffee-table book.

Larry: It was a murder mystery, three pages long, that, by the way, was no big trick in finding the murderer!
Owen: Well, what gave it away?
Larry: You only had two characters, one of which was dead on page two!

Owen: The guy in the hat killed the other guy in the hat.

Mrs. Hazeltine: "Dive! Dive!" yelled the Captain through the thing! So the man who makes it dive pressed a button, or a something, and it dove. And, the enemy was foiled again. "Looks like we foiled them again," said Dave. "Yeah," said the Captain. "We foiled those bastards again. Didn't we, Dave." "Yeah," said Dave. The End.

Momma: Owen! Food!
Owen: In a minute, Momma.
Momma: Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little ass or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don't burn the toast!
Owen: Kill her, Larry.

Momma: He's trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke!

Larry: SLUT!

Larry's Agent: Here, have a fern.

Owen: Wanna see my coin collection?
Larry: NO!
Owen: (hurt) okay.
Larry: Alright, let me see it.
Owen: No, you don't want to.
Larry: Let me see it!
Owen: Ok. See this....it's a nickel. And see this....another nickle....

Owen: (car driving off road into bushes) This is fun. It's like The Flintstones car wash.

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[–] chucko19 19 years ago

My favorite quote is

Larry: One little murder... and I'm Jack the Ripper!...

[–] Alphadude500 19 years ago

Owen: (knocks the cup of soda out of his mom's hand)
Mrs. Lift: You clumsy-poop! Why did you do that?
Owen:(walks over to assorted pieces)
Mrs Lift: Piggidup, lard-ass!

[–] MrPrudence04 19 years ago

(when Owen drops the cup)

Mrs Lift: "Pick up every piece!!"

Me and my friends replayed that line over and over again. Don't ask me why it just cracked us up.

[–] TheRetroCritic 19 years ago

Every line in this film cracks me up. The frying pan scene is my favourite.

(in the little train)
LARRY "This is Owen, Owen is a dead man"

LARRY "Owen, what did you do to my wife?"
OWEN "Well, I can't tell you over the phone, all I can say is I killed her last night!"

OWEN "Criss cross!"

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[–] whitestripes76 18 years ago

She's not a women, she's the terminator.