Favorite quotes


Anna Maria: "Chef Boyardee. Spaghetti in a can. It's so mushy."

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GREAT FLIC, JAMMED WITH GREAT LINES...but when dave is standing tall before the man

dave: 'c'mon..you know murray..eyeryone knows murray...from murray's liquors'

judge:'and did you show this 'murray' proof of age?'

dave: 'i did'

judge: 'and may i see it?'

dave :'i'd rather you didn't'

judge: 'i'd rather i did'

judge: 'you were a black marine in 1968?'

dave: 'war puts a man through many changes'

he'd roll over on his mommy, his daddy, his two panty granny and the *beep* king of siam

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-Rhonda stands up from her seat and shows her growing belly, while the class looks on in awe-
Rhonda: Any more questions?

Rhonda: Its okay! You can say sh*t in here!
Robin: I am aware...
-When Rhonda asks Shoop if he's okay with being her coach-
Shoop: Oh no, Lamaze class is a GREAT way to meet girls!

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I wouldn't say this is my fav quote, BUT when Robin (the other teacher that Shoop likes) tells VP Gills "to go ahead and make two reservations one for HIM and the other for his TWO-FACED SELF!"

The other one I like is when the stripper student tells Shoop "he's already reached his sexual peak at 18 (he had just gotten FIRED from the strip joint for lying about his age)and now it' s all down-hill" and Shoop replies back "Yeah, but what a ride!"...

Donna~

"WAR is OVER-if you want it!!!"...*John Lennon*

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I like when Kirstie Alley says "I'm sure it's April fresh" Referring to Pam washing his clothes for him.

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Iv seen some sick things before! But this..this is....

Devilishly clever???

I'm not ready for high school!

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Line that made me laugh out loud: When he was on the beach with his dog, eating peanut butter and jelly with his fingers: "You know what we need? Besides bread."

Sorry, it just hit me as funny.

Jaan Pehechan Ho

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