Here's to you, pussy!


You think I got it easy?! That's what you think...


I supersize with your situation, but...

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Well, whatchu staring at, bitch?!

Old wrinkled honky mother-fncker...sh!t...telling on me...what she think this is? Junior High?

Strap on that there Jammy Pac

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Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Whizzie's a homo and Whizzie's a schmuck!

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fncking account, man.

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Hey kid, think you can do two things at once?

Strap on that there Jammy Pac

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Lady, what's the difference between you and a tape recorder except I can't shut you off?!

Well, they finally did it. They killed my fncking account, man.

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Kiss your prick? It's dripping down the stairs!

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Hey, com'on. I read like old people fnck.

People forget that Bryan Ludens is the largest erogenous zone.

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"F&*#ing (?)-ass n*gga takes a senile granny bitch's word over mine?! Well, we'll see what the gendong(?) thinks of this one!"

*walks out of glass storefront with bag on head*

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"Well, whatchu staring at, bitch?!"

that line makes me laugh every single time

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You're the kind of cop that would use a traffic violation as a ruse to pull me over and rape me.

People forget that Bryan Ludens is the largest erogenous zone.

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You misunderstood what I was saying. I said she stinks, but I mean she stinks of....beauty.

I'll believe ya when me sh!t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

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Yeah, you do that. Old wrinkled, h*nky motherf\/cker. Telling on me... Well, what she think this is, Junior High?

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Baby, I'm not sure you don't got a cock.

People forget that Bryan Ludens is the largest erogenous zone.

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My ass belongs in your chair, not in your lap where you keep trying to put it!

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WHO WAS ON WATCH? WHO'S ON FVCKIN' WATCH?! WHO WAS ON WATCH?!

People forget that Bryan Ludens is the largest erogenous zone.

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dead maggot sh!t... DEAD MAGGOT SHlT!

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I don't know how I managed to look comfortable. Fnckin' Wizzie planted his foot halfway up my ass.

People forget that Bryan Ludens is the largest erogenous zone.

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He was just plantin' corn... get it? corn, in your ass

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Ah, ha ha ha.

People forget that Bryan Ludens is the largest erogenous zone.

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baby i ain't so sure you ain't got a cock.

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The place looks cleaner than usual.

People forget that Bryan Ludens is the largest erogenous zone.

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Wouldn't you rather die in combat than rot in jail?

That naughty Moss Garcia wants a lifetime subscription to Penthouse!?

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YOU were doin' the back-stroke on his balls, don'cha remember?

You misunderstood me. I said she stinks, but I mean she stinks of...beauty.

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You just want my one-eyed wonder worm...

How's your daughter?

Who's the dirty person who did the great big stinky poo that's blocking up the toilet?

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Eh, you'll never know.

Pennywise goes out with that bozo, Mongo the Clown--what a dork!

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Fnck you!

Give me a bottle of booze!

Here's my dollar, SUCK...MY...DICK!!!

Let me tell you something, if you've ever sat around playing your albums backwards, you are Satan.

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Here's your bottle. Suck your own dick, you schmuck!

Thank you, Miss Fleming, you call me when the shuttle lands.

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if it'd had a smile it'd be the Mona Lisa ..



'Beethoven had his critics too Keithy, see if you can name three of them' - Chopper

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Dat's a good point.

Saying "Shut the fnck up, Donny!" in a mirror five times makes Steve Buscemi strangle you.

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I keep tellin' ya, those computer guys are all junkies.

You did know that Dan Aykroyd is a vampire, right?

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I hate to see them throwing their lives away like that.

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie?

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Hey Boognish, I need your advice...I haven't had a decent bowel movement in weeks.

Dude bumps groin against vagina, his chonson becomes entangled.

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here's what you do.....you get some raisins, mix it in with yer hooch...clear you right up





tiny voices...echoes of our heritage, our long and sallow faces look the other way...

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That must be why your breath stinks so fnckin' bad.

Sure, I keep some homemade plutonium in my pants.

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I ain't sure you don't have a cock.

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Hey man, leave my brother alone. He don't need no upside-down pussy.

Does anyone else think Leatherface looks like Sarah Palin when he puts the lipstick on?

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I don't need this. I already got trouble with my kids, my wife, my business, my secretary, the bums... the runaways, the roaches, prickly heat, and a homo dog. This just ain't my day.

Classy means never scooting your butt on the ground.

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I got a million dollar operation here!

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I read like old people *beep*

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Cuz you missed it when dad came home from Nam so fncked up we couldn't even watch Godzilla movies without him screaming g ook alert"!

You're like a giant cock-blocking robot, like developed in a secret fncking government lab.

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Air Support!

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That Wizzie! What a homo!

It can be used to make women pregnant. Sometimes this also works on men.

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"This guy thinks he's in the mafia so he wears white shoes." Priceless

http://tiny.cc/Proxies_of_Fate Our fate will be decided...

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Go *beep* your dog, Ed!

I've been chasing grace/ But grace ain't easy to find

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