What I learned from SLUGS

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Slugs are hermaphrodites, which means they now have their own Facebook description.
Slugs can stretch to 20 times their normal length, and then launch themselves into your soup.
Slugs can follow slime trails they left from the night before, just like James Franco.
Slugs can follow other slug slime trails to find other slugs, in addition to a slug sock hop, your butthole, or another social event.
Slug eggs are in the soil just about everywhere, and also in that brownie you’re crunching.
Banana slugs are bright yellow, can grow from 8 to 18 inches, and taste nothing like bananas.
There are at least 40 species of slugs in the U.S., and they are all right behind you.
The slugs crawl in, the slugs crawl out, the slugs get in your body, shoot maggots out your eye, and make your face explode.