Remake


I liked this film, though the clumsy subtitles and crummy monster effects were stumbling blocks. After I read a book by Stephen Ambrose about the making of America's trans-continental railroad, though, I saw the perfect time and place for a remake...

Our hero is a railroad engineer turned soldier once the Civil War breaks out. He glances at a skirmish through a fence one day, only to be met with a rebel bullet to the head. He recovers, and is assigned to Indian territory. But he isn't quite merciless enough in dealing with the natives, and is asked to resign. So, the Union Pacific hires him to inspect the progress of the Chinese immigrants working on the railroad in California. When he's caught in a rainstorm one night, he ignores the tales of spirits haunting a hillside, and spends the night in a flimsy shelter there. Long story short, both the Chinese-style ghostbuster and the gorgeous dead girl are in this version immigrants.

I think an American take on this story could deal with a culture clash of the real world, as well as the fantastic. The railroad man tells a Chinese cook that he much prefers the Chinese laborers' taste of home over the Irish laborers' taste of home (aka cabbage soup). The dead girl tells him that she'll rest in peace if her remains are brought back to her birthplace; he replies "You want me to haul your carcass back to China?" Our hero would be a thinly disguised version of Grenville Dodge, one of the main figures in Ambrose's book. One moment from September 1865 sums up both his haplessness and tenaciousness. While he was being chased by Indians through the Black Hills, Dodge tells his guide "If we can save our scalps, I believe we've found a pass through which the Union Pacific can go."

I picture Matt Damon as the railroad man, Sammo Hung as the ghostbuster and Zhang Ziyi as the ghost. Call it...'A Western Ghost Story'.




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Okay, we'll all ignore this and pretend it was never posted all right? Bloody remake yanks...

Nadine :)

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Not to mention the fact that it sounds blatantly racist towards Native Americans. The spaniards were the first people to scalp... and the natives followed suit in terms of revenge and giving them back what the spaniards did to them. And american soldiers used to skin native woman and children to make leggings for there boots... because the skin was softer. Go ask your local historians and watch them try to come up with a quick response to that. :)

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Source?

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Matt Damon??? Let's have Samo Hung as the railroad man, Zhang Ziyi as the ghost and Matt fu*kin Damon as a fu*kin shoe-shine boy. You can stick your Hollywood remake up your arse pal!

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I definitely agree with QueenNadine, number9ishot and WindScorpion ;)


By the way: Great movie! I loved it!

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Maybe the stupiest post I have EVER read. And I have read MANY very stupid posts in my life.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=26178346

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go to hell.

This is your brain on Cilit BANG! And it's gone.

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That sounds terrible. Sorry.


"Beautiful evening. you can almost see the stars..."

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They really have remade it now, guys... :/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03V5OEpP5Q8

and yesterday I found out they're remaking Bladerunner, too..

I wish filmmakers were more interested in original concepts than recycling worlds which were already wonderfully portrayed. Chinese Ghost Story is a classic and deserved not to be messed with.

Read a not particularly complimentary review on this page confirming my suspicions: http://s8.invisionfree.com/MHVF/ar/t13145.htm

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