hilarious scene
Aunt Bea getting everybody to dance around in a conga line, while the father chases the kid and starts belting him.
shareWhen the boys are on the roof, looking for German subs with their binoculars...then they see the naked woman dancing to "Babba Lu" across the street...
The next day, this same woman is their substitute teacher!
The teacher conducting a Show & Tell in class one day...she asks a little boy what he brought to class...he holds up a used condom and says he found it on his parents' night stand..she's horrified!
Bill Kern, the sports caster, telling the story of Kirby Kyle, the pitcher who lost his arm, then his leg, and finally his eye..but he kept right on pitching...the next year, he died in another accident..and now he's pitching in that 'great game in the sky'!
The two robbers, at the beginning of the film, who are robbing a house...the phone rings...they debate whether or not to answer..finally, one of them answers..it's the "Guess that Tune" program...he names all three songs and wins a load of prizes...he's jumping up and down, saying he was rich!! Well, how can he claim the prizes without giving himself away..the next day, Mr. & Mrs. Marty Needleman have a truckload of prizes delivered and they're very puzzled!
Aunt Bea's trip to the skating rink with Mr. Manulis, then oysters and beer afterward...driving home, he says they've run out of gas, right out there at Breezy Point!! Just then, on the radio, comes the news that the Martians had landed! Mr. Manulis was so panicked, he left Bea to walk the 6 miles home..when he called the next week, she told her sister to tell him that she had been abducted by aliens from Mars!
And so many more...
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything!"....