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Funniest Nuts Line


By far my vote goes to Leslie Nielson for his stark delivery of "Got any bath salt?" Wearing nothing more than a pair of black bikini briefs. Oh that was the most original thing I've seen in years.

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pretty much everything said makes me laugh! I really like barbara streisand in this! One of my favorites!

I don't want any more QUACKS running around in my head talking about my TOILET TRAINING!- Nuts.

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i just lol'd at the thread title.

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"What kind of a show do I have to put on for you"?

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I liked the line where he says:

Claudia, you're a very angry woman.

And she says, Well, I've got a lot to be angry about!

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I found it funny when Dreyfuss crossexamined her father, how he said "you BATHE HER???" And how he got totally offended.

well since you're naked you might as well f___ a friend of mine. Paul come in here!

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Judge: ...Held on the charge of manslaughter...

BS: Actually it was nearly womanslaughter: I just finished first.

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Why is that men with women's names want Barbra to go in the water? Mandy and Leslie are usually women's names. Leslie Nielsen wanted her to get into the tub with him in Nuts, and Mandy Patinkin wanted her to go in the river in Yentl.

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Slightly amusing, I suppose. But it was also a little sad, because she *beep* it up for herself by punching her good lawyer. Then she got Levinsky to replace her good lawyer.

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George Segal wanted her to get into the tub with her in The Owl & The Pussycat. George is usually a man's name, but there's a female author whose pen name is George Sand.

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