I will never masturbate again!
Thanks alot Germany.
shareWhat're you talking about? It's my main source for material.
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MovieChat Forums > Nekromantik (2014) Discussion > I will never masturbate again!
Haha, I couldn't do it for about 3 days after I saw this.
shareI couldn't stop...
Question: Did you ever hurt yourself to make somebody sorry?
This is the funniest thing I've heard all day!
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At the end of the movie, the main character lays down in bed with a knife. He pulls his penis out and he has an erection. Then he starts stabbing himself in the stomach and then begins to ejaculate all over the place, first regular semen, then blood.
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are you kidding? this is all i use!!! perfect fodder for crotch festing!!
shareExquisite crotch festing at that though.
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You guys got issues!!! Hahahahaha!!! german stuff is so weird...apparently they were the originators of munting too...ewwwww!!!!!
shareforgive my stupidity. but may i be so bold as to ask what the meaning of "munting" is?
thank you.
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As funny as "munting" sounds, i have a hard time believing that people actually engage in said practice. I thank you for the definition, and no it does not "make you sound like a pussy" for not explaining it yourself. I forget sometimes that not everyone shares my sense or taste in humor (as I will no doubt make a humous referance to this atypical form of sexual gratifaction. Possibly while at diner tonight.
Example:
"My darling, this pizza excites my palette. It is truly the most delectable cuisine that my taste buds have had the pleasure of expiriencing in some while now, but if I may be so impetuous, as to suggest we locate a suitable cadaver and go - how you say - munting?"
To which she will reply:
"Oh dearest, you do know how to show a respectable young lady, such as myself a proper romantic evening. Though i must decline sweet your offer, due to the simple fact that I am now heated within the throws of passion and must have you take me post hast."
With that said, I once again thank you for bringing this act to my attention, as I am equally sure that my family and friends will also bestow upon you their eternal gratitude.
P.S. If you have any other eccentric of unusual sexual practices that have not yet come to my attention, please post another reply.
Thank you once again
g-dawg (I really hate that name, but it is too late to change it)
Munting just sounds like 99% of death metal lyrics...not very original at all...*yawns*...I was hoping for something really sick or at least a bit scatalogical like chunneling...there's quite a munty scene in Lucker for anyone who's interested.
Question: Did you ever hurt yourself to make somebody sorry?
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I was raised on the belief of Munging as opposed to munting. Either one is great, however munging is superior.
Munting
A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)
To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.
Munging
Munging is the act of going to a graveyard finding a fresh female corpse or male if youre gay, having sex with the dead body then you put your mouth on the vagina or *beep* while your friend jumps on the stomach of the person. The goo that comes out is called Mung. To complete the task of munging you must eat whatever comes out of the poon tang or ass. This is usually done by sick *beep* with nothing to do and have no respect for the dead.
Both taken from Urban Dictionary.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
thats the most *beep* up thing ive ever heard, who the *beep* makes a movie like this, sick freaks!
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that is the sickest thing i have ever ever heard ever..
shareIt's got sod all to do with the film Nekromantik. There's no 'munting' or 'munging' or whatever the next dumb definition some 12 year old puts up on Urban Dictionary in it. There is a bit of rotting eyeball sucking tho :)
Question: Did you ever hurt yourself to make somebody sorry?
UGHHHH i still keep think about how utterly disgusting that is.. Munting or whatever its called.. yuck yuck EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Holy f@#k I'm loving this board. Munting and Necrophilia must be the to best things this sorry world has to offer. Thank God for sexual attraction to corpses.
"Congratulations, so many people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you, not anymore." Jigsaw
You're all sick nasty weirdos. I was thinking about watching this movie, but now I'm not thanks, ughh.
'Yea we read all your comments they're like *high voice* OMG Nick your SO HOT!'
-Joe Jonas
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I've been coming across humorous boards all day, but I think this one takes the cake. Takes it, and rapes it, then reassembles it and eats it. Great stuff :D And yay for cake.
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You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?"
Long Live DA
This thread just keeps getting funnier and funnier and sicker and sicker, and I love it almost enough to kill it and eat it and then rub one out over it.
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