Funny lines


"Hey you got anymore of those mints? Your breath smells great!"

"The lady at Sears said it's the SAME dress that Liz Taylor wore to the Oscars!"

Caesar doesn't work with morons.

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"Hey Kelly, how'd you blo it?"

Hilarious!

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You shut your *beep* mouth bitch!

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"There's no God, buddy. No Heaven, and do you know what pissed me off the most? No *beep* wings!"

"Will you pray for me, Father?" "Of course." "Will you *beep* me?"

"It's a big, free...country."

Come, fly the teeth of the wind. Share my wings.

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"alright where are my shoes?"

"right here"

*instant knock out by slapping him in the back of the head with dress shoes*

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"Don't touch the queen"

"It'd be the first who didn't" 

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My favorite was "Your mother sews socks in hell, Karras!" which is of course an alteration on my favorite line from The Exorcists where possessed Reagan says "Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Karras!"

That's my favorite part of The Exorcist, so I got a kick out of Prom Night II referencing it. I presume "sews socks" is something used for a TV edit. Cracked me up.

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