Sam Elliott's hair should have won an Oscar.

Full disclosure: I wrote "Sam Shepard's hair" originally because I am drinking. And while Sam Shepard has great hair, it was never Whoopi co-star/Academy Award-worthy. I am also watching an HD episode of Bones where Cam and Brennan are being unreasonable to Daisy who is brand new. You know, in light of future plotlines, they should be more understanding. Tantric sex. Wow, Carla Gallo is older than you think. Mung Beans. And it's John DiMaggio not being Bender now.

But ultimately who played Lou Russo? Because I have had dogs all my life and not one has had heartworm.