*APARTMENT SCENE*


Alex: "So what can I get you? I've got scotch...I've got vodka....There's a nice Chablis..." *Looks into the refrigerator.

*I'm hoping HighPriestess can complete this*

Knock it off, Hudson.

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How about a nice Chianti with some fava beans? 

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

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LOL!!! HighPreistess, you were supposed to say Dan's immortal line after that!!

Knock it off, Hudson.

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Oh sorry, lol.

Erm...

"Cut it will ya! Just cut this sh!t!" 

Where's my Oscar? 👅

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

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No it's not gonna stop. It's going to go on and on until you face up to your responsibilities.

Knock it off, Hudson.

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What responsibilties"?

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

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I'm pregnant, I'm gonna be the mother of your child.

Knock it off, Hudson.

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Well that was your decision, Jason_Orleans-Perez. It has nothing to do with me!

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

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Highpreistess32, I just want to be a part of your life.


Knock it off, Hudson.

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And this is how you do it huh? By turning up at my apartment?

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

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Well you won't return my calls. I will not be ignored Dan!

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(Going by memory here)..

You're sick. You know that? You need help. I pity you!!

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

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Why? Because I won't let you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage? I'm gonna be the mother of your child. I want a little respect.


Knock it off, Hudson.

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Respect? You want respect?

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

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Highpreistess, what are you doing? Please don't go!!! I didn't mean it. I'll tell your wife!!!

Knock it off, Hudson.

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Jayson if you tell my wife I will kill you.

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

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*Screams* It only takes a PHONE CALL!! Lol

Knock it off, Hudson.

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*Leaves Alex's apartment and you smash up your phone*

"These days you have to boil someone before you can sleep with them"

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Jolly good show! Quite the ensemble cast you have going on here.

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