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Things I learned from this movie, please tell me what you learned too!


1. If you dont want workers to demolish property that isn't yours, catapult a toilet filled with feces and explosives at the workers, and make sure to get minors in on it.

2. Nazi war criminal Joseph Mengele was really Ernest P. Worrell.

3. The Last Chance Kids obviously were time travelers because they must have visited the future to get their fashion senses and ideas.

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4. If you want workers to demolish your property, don't fire that loaded rifle into his gut when you have it pointed at him

5. "Come on fellas, we can jerk that sucker off there in just a second."

6. Ernest lies about being in Vietnam, or rather Joseph Mengele lies about being in Vietnam.

7. Ernest also kidnapped the Lindbergh baby

8. All camps come equipped with prison style communal toilets

9. If you come in contact with poison ivy you will need a series of needles.

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10. Sherman is crazy.

11. If you plan on murdering someone and the gun misfires, just run away instead of beating them to death

12. At least no one was hurt

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