Funniest Lines in the movie!!! - Disorderlies (1987) Discussion

[–] thegamephikap 17 years ago

When they first get to the Dennison Estate...

Buffy: God, please let everybody be on they best behavior...especially Marky. Please let him keep in d*ck in his pants...*walks into table holding vase*

priceless, that line slayed me as a kid

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[–] duranduranruler 17 years ago

Police Detective- "We'll use a California Lie Detector."
Fat Boy- "What's a California Lie Detector?"
Police Detective- "A California Lie Detector is a 300 pound white man with a baseball bat."

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[–] Sithlord_82 17 years ago

When the boys see Mr. Dennison for the first time and Buffy says "He looks like Yoda"

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[–] m_hebner 17 years ago

Mark: I'm still hungry man.
Kool: Still hungry?
Mark: yeah.
Kool: (picks a leaf off the plant and hands it to Mark) eat this.
Mark: (slaps Kool's hand) get that out of here man.

Buffy: Put the head to bed. (hits Miguel with a frying pan)

(when Buffy and Kool are watching the women skinny dip in a pool)
Kool: what do you think?
Buffy: Too skinny.
Kool: Too skinny? too damn skinny.
Kool: you can see their bones and stuff, they look like bicycles, I want a woman that looks like a cadillac.
Buffy: I know what you mean.

Buffy: The police is after us!
Mark: Why? what did you do?
Kool: All we did was look at naked girls.
Mark: What?
Kool: Naked girls!

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[–] fatcouchpotato 16 years ago

That was "We'll use a FLORIDA lie detector."

The Metal Man From Titan

"Till All Are One!"

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[–] unkle_nasty_fingers 16 years ago

i thought the boing sound when the old guy popped wood was the funniest part of the movie.

it's so wrong to see punky brewsters dad pop wood and make a greasy old man face

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[–] bass_desires 16 years ago

Uhh...that's not Punky Brewster's dad. That's the guy that played Lassard on the Police Academy movies you're thinking of.

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[–] duranduranruler 16 years ago

Florida Lie Detector?
Oops.
I haven't seen this movie in almost 20 years.
I need to rent the DVD.

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[–] miss_misery8769 16 years ago

Not a line per say but, the funniest part was when Winslow threw the syringe out the window and killed his dog. Haha.

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[–] chev1169 16 years ago

how can you confuse Randolph Duke with Commandant Eric Lassard ... I mean they don't even look like each other ... Haven't you ever seen Trading Places

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[–] cruelmo 15 years ago

"Step off, homeboy!"

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[–] Sulalee 15 years ago

I loved when Winslow mouthed that sentence to Miguel in a WTF manner.

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[–] LadyLovie 15 years ago

albert dennison slaps 2 if them,(i think 2)& says"stop bugging."

when they see the guns 1 says"if we took these back to brookyn we'd run things."

"that dogs a bigot man!"

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[–] averagejoeman2013 13 years ago

I liked the interrogation.

"If you guys dont cooperate, Im going to have to use a Florida lie detector"

The two orderlies look at one another.

"What's a Florida lie detector?"

Camera pans to outside when the massive officer comes out of the station.

"A Florida lie detector is a three hundred pound white man with a baseball bat"

"G_DD _ _ _ !"

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein

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[–] Kayiness06 10 years ago

When they were sneaking Mr. Dennison back into the house and Buffy slapped Kool, then Kool slaps him, then they both slap Markie for telling them to chill and Mr. Dennison slaps Buffy and says "Stop buggin'". The noise Buffy makes kills me when he gets slapped.

Respect my gangsta!*cocks shotgun*

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[–] Monkeydigital 8 years ago

When they were sneaking Mr. Dennison back into the house and Buffy slapped Kool, then Kool slaps him, then they both slap Markie for telling them to chill and Mr. Dennison slaps Buffy and says "Stop buggin'". The noise Buffy makes kills me when he gets slapped.

Has me in tears every time!!

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[–] dmahnarch 8 years ago

"Hey, Man. We got to get out of here."

"Why? You steal something?"

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