A pretty conservative movie

For all the hype about this movie being DIRTY, hence the title, my older gals from the golf club and me rented this on Amazon Prime and were surprised at how rated it was.

Jennifer Jones (the gal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off) plays a bored and horny teenager whose forced to go to some snobby country club for the summer. She hates it, and who wouldn't? Its people over 80 playing bridge games all day and listening to really tired music. Her family is pretty bland too, including her talentless sister and a father from The Golden Girls episodes.

She meets Patrick Swayze at some sleazy next door nightclub, and soon she wants to learn how to move like him. He teaches her, but aside strong chemistry- the love scenes are off screen. So no sex, so butt cheeks scenes, no nipples. Just the morning after shots and a lot of Republicans not approving of her relationship because he's from the wrong side of the tracks.

This film, made in 1987, should have just been made in 1941. The values it has on screen remind us that there was a time when censorship was at its worst.

GRADE: F- Fail