funniest parts in this movie...

I like when she's interviewing all of those unstable bizarro nannies
("I don't need a bed, I prefer to sleep on the floor"),
and when she throws the hysterical fit in the snow, driven over the
edge by a string of expensive household repairs.("I'm sick of plaid,
whiskers and being 'yupped and noped'!")

Also the scene where she tells the vet that she doesn't fancy him or find
him the slightest bit attractive or charming. He then pins her against
the car and kisses her so thoroughly that she goes completely limp.

When she wakes up in the vet's office and she thinks he's a "real" doctor. She starts telling him her most personal secrets - "I haven't had sex in a year" and "I'm so lonely doctor." Then you hear a horse ninny in the backgroud, and she asks "What's that?" and he replies "That's my next patient." Then she says "You're a VET??? I'm lying on a vet's table talking about my SEX LIFE!!" He says "I thought you knew" and she says "Based on WHAT??? You're wearing a white coat, you have diplomas and a stethescope! You look just like a real doctor."

When she gets the flat tire, and he stops to help. He tells her "You remind me of a bull terrier." She responds "I bet you say that to all the girls!" Then she gives him that speech "Listen Dr. CHARM..I can't wait to get out of this moth-eaten town. I have nothing in common with a veterinarian from Hadleyville. You and this town hold absolutely no interest for me whatsoever. What do think about THAT??!!" and he just grabs her and gives her that very long kiss. He gives her a little salute, says "See ya around" and walks away She just leans against the car and says "wow!!!"

I love this movie. It always cheers me up.

I love this line, when JC is at the airport and has just learned she's inherited Elizabeth: "I can't have a baby, I have a 12:30 lunch meeting..."

Also, the woman at the airport tells JC that Elizabeth is an "agreeable" child...then a few minutes later when JC is at the restaurant, understandably flustered, she copies the airport lady and tells the coat checker "She's very agreeable."

There are so many great lines in this movie!

JC and Steven have sex. You see the clock before and after and I believe about 2 minutes passed.

"I just couldn't hand her over to a woman who calls her husband sir".

Taping the diaper on.

Taking Elizabeth's temperature.

Some funny parts others have not covered-

The whole scene with the yuppies. LOVED them! Chris Noth's character picks up a plaid shirt and asks his wife what she thinks,it's $12, and would it look good on him (anything would look great on Mr. Big IMO). She goes "What look are you going for?" all serious. He says "Turtleneck underneath, reading the paper on Sunday, crossword puzzles". She says "You don't need a $12 shirt (which ironically is still a great deal today)get a Ralph Lauren"

They enter the country store and the one yuppie wife says "Oh, this place is so cute!" and the husband says "This whole state is cut" True!

I liked when she was invited back to the office and Fritz asks where the baby is, says too bad she didn't bring her and had a teddy bear. So much for the guy who asked her to be available 48 hours a day, 7 days a week!So fake, I found it funny.

I also noticed in the beginning, Harold Ramis' character suggests they get a dog and she says "You know I don't do well with living things" yikes- a harbinger to come! I'm surprised he even suggested it seeing how he wasn't into babies.

I loved that he wore a bright green face mask, then asked her for sex.

Funny just cuz it was so 80's- they thought she was going to accept the offer and the old guys start asking each other if they should get the champagne. Some things from the 80's should be bought back- like champagne to celebrate at the office!

When she's at her lunch meeting and the baby is crying- the businessman asks her what is going on and she is like -"WHO would bring a baby in here??" so something I would say as well to deflect.

I also laugh so hard at how she carries Elizabeth in the restaurant scene - when getting out of the cab for instance. As if carrying luggage. And when entering the restaurant, Elizabeth is totally upside down and not even complaining. It's really funny.

“We heard from Dalton. Crosby didn’t get in.”

The entire sequence of the ambitious mothers by the sandbox was hysterical.

“BMW!!”