Things I learned from this movie

1. If you always remember to take your briefcase with you, you might not be elected governor.

2. Breaking out of prison isn't so difficult but sneaking back in would be really tricky if you couldn't get there in a limousine.

3. If you're working in a women's prison and one of the inmates asks you to marry her, make sure you think it over first. Accepting her proposal right away would be foolish.

4. If your roof is leaking at the rate of an ounce per second, a small plastic container should be big enough to catch all the water without overflowing for a few hours.

5. Party fundraisers for gubernatorial candidates are televised live and nearly everyone watches.