I'm gonna give you all the problems you ever thought of, pal!
First we're gonna start off by dumping a can of beer on your head, because our sources told us you were concerned about both your hair and the interior of your car. Next we're well aware of your fear of cockroaches so we've put a large amount of them in your house after you left. And finally we've rigged your audio equipment to stop working in the middle of your next show. Goodnight, you son of a bitch!share