'You Son of a B!tch!' Guy


Hilarious writing and line delivery.

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I think You son of a b*tch! and Bullsh*t! account for half his dialog. :P

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Absolutely gut busting, his change of wardrobe style from camo-suits to business attire wasn't missed by me either.

"Bulls**t MR.Han Man!!"--Jim Kelly in Enter the Dragon

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He reminds me of the gum salesman from the movie Clerks...

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I have a feeling they let him improv his lines.

"... Get rid of these guys and Ill join your gang. Any money I make will be yours. I really need this job."

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Don't you give me a hard time! *Shakes fist*

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I'll kill your @ss!

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"I need you to get rid of 'em, get my job back. If you do I'll join up with ya. ... If you get my job back for me any money I make is yours."

How does Son of a Bitch guy plan to make a living if all of his money is going to Jeff? How would he buy his suits and pay for audio equipment for the band? What about housing costs? Does he live in a cardboard box?

Furthermore, why would Jeff even want a band who played so poorly they lost their jobs to and got their asses kicked by another band that plays "songs for kids"? If they can't beat up the people you're trying to rough up, how does adding them to your gang improve the situation?

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That's the part that had me scratching my head as well. He wants his job back, and he's willing to give up his earnings in perpetuity in return? I guess he must have REALLY loved that gig...

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It's probably for the women. Jeff's gang comes in to sell their stupid cocaine and Son of a Bitch guy gets to 2nd base with a high chick.

Side note: Central Florida's hottest night club previously featured a house band that played music for old people? Maybe he got to 2nd base with retirees... 

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http://imgur.com/z3FffaT

He seems annoyed by all the attention from the younger woman. I bet he's daydreaming about better days with a white haired woman, TV dinners, and Wheel of Fortune.

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They came in here and played g0ddamn songs for kids!

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