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100 things we learned

posted 11 years ago by arliss_33
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1. If I ever have a 'orpan' friend sliced by a sword I should drag him thru dirty water.

[–] barrybater2001 9 years ago

Don't wait for a bad guy to finish pouring his beer on you and your friends before you intervene.

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(My film) is going to be so much bigger than anyone is predicting right now. -Tucker Max

[–] MrBuzzcut 9 years ago

No one will dare tell a Taekwondo master how to properly hold a guitar. 

[–] smcarter1966 8 years ago

Your voice suddenly goes 10 octaves higher when you say "ohmygawd".

"Here you go, a mirror for your birthday!"
"You do know I'm blind, don't you?"

[–] sajiky 8 years ago

Never, ever separate from your friends for even a single minute. If you do you will be kidnapped.

Politics is deliberately making things better for some by deliberately making them worse for others.

[–] smcarter1966 7 years ago

If you buy new clothes because you find your long lost father, a ninja will slice you up because that is the ninja way.

Criminals:
The stupid ones get arrested,
The smart ones get re-elected.

[–] barrybater2001 7 years ago

This town is damned by god, and anyone in a band that plays at Park Avenue* should get out of it.

*Central Florida's hottest nightclub
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(My film) is going to be so much bigger than anyone is predicting right now. -Tucker Max

[–] blue1981 (6449) 2 years ago

Miami and Orlando appear to be the same city.