BWAHAHAHA


I accidently came across this movie when it was on TV the other day, and boy, did I laugh. The action is so bad, it becomes hilarious. Arguably one of the worst action movies ever. But some scenes sure were fun, although they probably weren't intended as such.

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You obviously don't know what good action is. Did you not see Joe's fights with the Ninjas? What about how he drags a Ninja down the road with his truck, or prior to that when he's fighting the Ninja infront of the girl's apartment, and he uses the Ninjas own knuckle-specks to scrape his face.

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Hey, thanks for your comment. But do you really think I remembered that, after such a long time, considering the "quality" (a word used very loosely here) of the movie?

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The fight scenes were hilariously bad.
This movie is great, it makes me laugh so much just remembering moments of it.

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Yeah I agree that the fight scenes are just incredibly ridiculous! I came upon this movie on HBO (wow they have nothing better to air.. go figure), and I can't believe this movie got the green light. The fight scenes are horrible. You got guys in black ninja suits doing front flips off of 5 foot tall rocks. Is that necessary? One of the "good guys" catches a spear with his bare hands... The punch noises are worse than the old batman shows. I'm surprised they didn't add a POW or something. I'm sure this isnt how Army rangers handle things.

In my opinion, the power rangers show better moves then these clowns. I had a better time writing this than actually watching this poor excuse for a movie.

Too bad Bruce Lee wasn't around when this movie came out. Put him as a ninja in this movie any day. I think thats the only way I'd watch it.

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