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Favorite MST quotes!

posted 17 years ago by crooow
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Wanda is being dumped by her boyfriend.

Wanda: I thought you really liked me. You said I was special, so naturally I wanna know why!
Servo: It's your helium addiction.

Wanda: Why'd you even go out with me in the first place if I'm such a geek?!
Mike: 'Cause I'm turned on by squeeze toys.

Wanda is talking to the roguish Charmin.

Charmin: Wait a minute...is that really your voice?
Servo (irritated): Oh, jeez, I'd slap this movie if I could!

We see a shot of the grimy city of Atlantis.

Mike: A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies!

Fun fact: Kathy Ireland briefly loses her squeaky voice when she's doped up on the table. She laughs and says in a deeper voice(probably her real one), "You think I'm an alien?"

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[–] MovieCriticMarvelfan 17 years ago

Wanda: "I just saved your life!!!"

Mike and the Bots: "Shut up!!! Please!!!"

Servo: "Sorry I wasn't Australian there for a second."

Mike: "I'll meet you by the Great American Hotdog Experience in an hour"

Wanda (being offscreen)- Servo: "Uh Kathy can you get into the shot work with us."

[–] jreafilms 16 years ago

[Robbie is explaining why he is breaking up with her]

ROBBIE: You didn't want to go on the camping trip to the Grand Canyon, or rock climbing in Yosemite, or to the 4th of July party in Sonata.

SERVO: This guy is fun!

[–] mike_the_bloody 16 years ago

Wanda: Dad?
Mike: Look, your dad's not responsible for everything that happens in the world!

Charmin: Wait a minute...is that really your voice?
Servo (irritated): Oh, jeez, I'd slap this movie if I could!

Servo: Sorry I wasn't Austrailian there for a second

Mike: I'll meet you by the Great American Hotdog Experience in an hour

Mike: That sign is really seducing me into buying a burger!

Gus: (to Wanda) Are you okay?
Crow: My boyfriend says I have ugly hair and a weird voice and...oh

(Wanda falls down a ladder)
Crow: That's a guy!
(cut to Wanda on the floor)
Crow: That's not

Wanda: I went to Africa
Crow: With Shaft!

Wanda: (looking up) Please, God...
Crow: Mother Teresa, please hold. Kathy's on line one!

Wanda: No one wants me, for anything
Servo: Sports Illustrated on the phone, Kathy!

Mike: (describing a skeleton) Kathy! You shouldn't have gone on that diet!

Servo: It's taken kind of a Dickensesque turn, huh?
Mike: Really, it's so Dickensesque that it's almost Dickensian

(Both Wanda and Charmin are being strangled)
Servo (singing): A double murder's waiting for you...

(Wanda is looking hot in a bikini)
Crow: Wow! She's not wearing glasses!

"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence"

[–] 16 years ago

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[–] GazHack 15 years ago

Crow: It's Sad Max!

Mike: Oh I thought we were beyond Thunderdome?

[–] zlada 15 years ago

(Crazy-haired blonde woman passes behind Kathy.)
Mike (singing): Once had a love and it was a gas...

(Woman with eye-patch looks Kathy up and down.)
Mike: If you need me, ask for Patches.

Ten, nine, eight, and all that!

[–] gloomanddoom 13 years ago

Crow (as Gus): You know in Australia my voice is as annoying as yours.

(When Wanda wakes up and her glasses are under her nose)
Servo: The room smells like my eyes!

(Wanda's ex-boyfriend pushes her glasses up to her forehead)
Mike: See, there should be a brain in here.

(At the bar where Gus's girlfriend works)
Wanda: This place is creepy
Servo (as Gus): Yeah, well they have really great mozzarella sticks, so shutup!

Wanda: You don't know what outer space is!
Mike: ...until you've taken Nyquil with Sudafed. Wow!

Also when Mike called Gus's girlfriend "Edgar Winter" I cracked up.

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[–] SolarEclipseFilms 12 years ago

After Wanda is injected.

CROW: She's deflating.
MIKE: See, this is irresponsible. They're encouraging people to go out and drug Kathy Ireland.

[–] DarthBill 12 years ago

It's been ages since I watched the MST3K version so my memories of which riffs went with who is rusty, but the riffs that were my favorites (which haven't already been mentioned) -

[Gus has come to save Wanda from bad guys]
BAD GUY: "I heard you were dead."
GUS: "Well I'm back."
RIFF: "And More Australian Than Ever."

[Gus & Wanda making a run for it after thwarting some bad guys]
RIFF AS WANDA: "Are we in an action sequence?"
RIFF AS GUS: "No."

[Charmin' just saved Wanda & is on his merry way]
WANDA: "Wait!"
RIFF: "I'm not the least bit attracted to you!"

[Charmin' fighting the big guy, multiple riffing ensues]
"Kinda looks like Highlander doesn't it?"

"The movie or the show?"

[Charmin' continuing to fight the big guy; I think this was Servo's riff]
"There Can Be Only One!"

[–] panik65 11 years ago

Dad (entering tomb): Wanda will never find me here!

Dad (pulls handkerchief from back pocket): Whew! Look what came out of me!

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