Missing Pimpernel Line


I don't know if it's just me, but in the episode with the Scarlet Pimpernel, when Blackadder is probing Baldrick about his "scarlet pimple", I'm sure I remember a TV screening where Baldrick sings a small rhyme, "they seek him here, they seek him there", and Blackadder adds the rhyme "what is that horrid garlic smell" or something. It never appeared in my old VHS copy, and was just wondering if it ever existed, or if anyone else remembers it? Apparently on the new DVD they cut out a line about nailing a dog on a wall from the Christmas Carol episode...

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That's weird. I never saw the series on TV, only on DVD, but it would make sense for that line to be in there, especially since that rhyme is out of the Scarlet Pimpernel book. I wonder why it would have been cut.
That episode is my favorite, by the way.


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how odd! iv heard it like 500 times on tape (because im just so old school like that) and its one of my favourite bits!
and im sorry, but to lino-sikosek, its actually revolting garlic smell, not horrible, its just im very fanatical about getting words right, ha sorry!


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It is on my (UK PAL Region 2) DVD. Without even loading it up to check, I can picture Edmund's face as he speaks the line!! And the first Black Adder was the best!

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The line about the garlic smell is on the US vhs copy of the series that I borrowed from my public library.

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The Pimpernel rhyme was removed from the UK video release for copyright reasons, not "political correctness", as someone else suggested. The rhyme is always present when the episode is shown on TV.

The cut in the Christmas Carol episode is made just after Baldrick has described the fiasco of the local workhouse's nativity play, where a shortage of sheep and babies meant that roles of Jesus and those of the sheep had to be played by dogs, which results in "Jesus" trying to get a "sheep" to give him a "piggy-back ride". The line (inexplicably) cut from the DVD - "They want us to do another one at Easter. They want to see us nail up the dog!" - is, again, always present when shown on TV.

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I've always assumed that the line about nailing the dog up was because someone (RSPCA?) probably thought it cruel etc.





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Well, it's either the RSPCA or some Christian types taking offence at the idea of Jesus Christ being portrayed by a dog...

I still can't understand why the line is cut from the DVD at all - it's silly, rather than offensive. I mean, it's supposed to be a bleedin' comedy show, innit?! It's not as if we actually see the dog nailed up or anything! And, as I pointed out, it has never been cut from the subsequent TV repeats.

Besides, if they cut every line in Blackadder which suggested some act of cruelty or might possibly offend some single-issue nutcase, each episode would be about three minutes in length.

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I've got the US dvd box set and it isn't on there!
But I did find it on youtube if anyone wants to watch it...just search --Blackadder pimpernel song.

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It was not cut for PC reasons (which is the excuse people use when they don't understand something. It for copyright reasons.

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this. The line isn't even listed in the "Blackadder: The Whole Damned Dynasty" script book! I do believe Baldrick is singing an actual song though, so the copyright reason at least makes sense. Given the fact that the entire episode does nothing BUT make fun of the French, I don't think the "political correctness" explanation is at all credible.

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It is an actual song:

I think it goes like this

They seek him here
They seek him there
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere
Is he in heaven or is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel

Of course What's that disgusting garlic smell is a much better ending.



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They seek him here
They seek him there
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere
Is he in heaven or is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel


This is the rhyme that appears in the Scarlet Pimpernel novels by Baroness Orczy. I suspect that the book series must still be under copyright, and therefore, the distributor of the Blackadder DVDs would have to pay royalties to the copyright holder.

Sir Percy Blakeney recites this rhyme in most versions of the story adaptated on film (e.g. Anthony Andrews and Richard E. Grant, in their respective film versions).

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z-ke6GlVW4

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