The best line in the whole movie had to have been:
Humping: I'm Humping, the butler.
Barney: Oh, yeah? So who's *beep* the maid?
2d best line:
Barney: [enters the bathroom] Who *beep* in the bidé?
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i liked the motto: *beep* them before they *beep* you
shareThe best line was during the wine tasting scene, and once again it's from Barney...
(drinks) "Skid Row area, 5th & Main"
(drinks) "Ahhh, St. Jude's communion wine"
(drinks) "Ugh, they sold this *beep* way before its time"
(drinks, spits) "Jonestown!"
And then cut to the indian guy, just chugging the glasses... "This wine is FREE!"
"Hey and you know, I dont need no f*&kin manners!" BURP!!!
Classic from Barney
The infamous "banana in the turkey" scene at the last party, by Barney (of course):
"Amadeus, amadeus...rock me amadeus..."
Then he get's the guy next to him to do the same thing...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pardon Moi,
I thought it was a carrot.
All opinions are well reasoned and thought out, any similarity to reality is pure coindicence.
i can't believe someone else actually admits to have seen this movie - "My girl likes to party all the time...now I want a cigarette... etc..."
shareHow about....
"Didn't I tell you not to come around here no more? Your momma was a blowfish. I'll cut your balls off, man! Do fish have balls?"
Great movie...haven't seen it in like 15 years but still remember all of the great lines. Hope to be watching it again soon on DVD.
Gary
"Polish archery lessons...."
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