I never give people sh!t about spelling, anyone can make a mistake. But people that say I seen, or Valentimes day, or can I axe you a question are part of the dumbing down of America. These illiterate sheep sould be shot with the rest of the git-r-done crowd. They even vote for a fellow retard like Bush. If that makes me the grammar police, then so be it. It makes me sick to my stomach.
The two worst infractions: Morons who say, "I literally died from laughing!" They obviously have no idea what literally means.
Idiots that say, "I could care less". Well, then I guess you care, somewhat. The term is, "I couldn't care less."
I'll shut up now, since I'm sure you "could care less". See you on Valentimes day. We can watch a blue-collar comedy marathon together and get even dumber. Maybe some Nascar. "Look Merle!" "Theys-a-goin'-round again!" "Woo-hooooo!" "Get-r-done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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kentrey
17 years ago
What a complete douche bag! I am guessing you have listened to David Cross. I know that because I am a big fan of his and he goes on a rant about people using the word "literally" and f @cking it all up. And he also hates the whole "Git-R-Done" routine, as do I.
What in the hell makes you think that I like Nascar? Because I wrote "I seen"?
Fine! Ill admit to my mistake but you will have to live with the fact that you are probably a complete a$$hole and your social life has suffered from it....
http://www.myspace.com/kentrey
"My father used to touch my butthole" - John Stamos
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loungelizard5000
17 years ago
No. My social life is sweet. I'm a bartender so I bang a LOT of hot waitresses. It's sweet. There's like two new ones hired every week, and they're SO dumb. They listen to like J-Lo and Ashlee Simpson and talk about Bradgelina all day. Get 'em buzzed up and you're in.
I am a big Cross and Odenkirk fan. And all those guys from Mr.Show and Patton Oswalt etc. I'm just bustin' balls. My friends and I never stop ripping on each other so I forget sometimes that other people aren't in to that. Also, you're right. I've been called an A-hole quite a few times. Anyway, go back to your Wrangler jeans, wraparound Oakley shades and Busch Lite in a can. Just kidding. I swear.
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kentrey
17 years ago
My Wrangler jeans are so tight, you can see the veins in my c@ck
http://www.myspace.com/kentrey
"My father used to touch my butthole" - John Stamos
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loungelizard5000
17 years ago
That one made me laugh. My belt buckle is so big, you can use it for your trash can lid. I have some new names for mullets too. The Tennesee Top Hat. The Canadian passport. Hockey hair. Thanks for forgiving me.
Peas.
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akaufmanbmrly
17 years ago
hi this is tom ritter... and i think that t or d is one hell of a hellscum ride!!
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loungelizard5000
17 years ago
THEE classic line in T or D......"All right........I wiilllllll!!!!!!!" Thank you Mr. Ritter! This film is an under-rated classic, with lots of word-of-mouth and huge cult following. There may only be a small following of us that love it, but we really, REALLY love it! And we try to turn others on to it as well...all the time. It's part of history now, like John Waters early flicks.
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