Fave Quote and/or Scene


El Guapo: "El Guapo only kills men! He does not kill crying women."
Ned: "Oh, thank God!"

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Dusty: "Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"

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This was probably the funniest line in the film for me.

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El Guapo; "Jeffe, do you know what a plethora is?"

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I was just quoting that one last night!

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Carmen: "I like the one who's not so bright."
Girl: "Which one is that?"

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Dusty: "Lip balm?"

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The "lip balm" scene is probably my favorite comedy scene of all time in a movie! Just brilliant.

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The faces of the bar patrons during the "My Little Buttercup" song and dance. along with the bartender joining in for the final chorus. Classic!

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so perfectly played out

I'm a contradiction 

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Lmao, I think that one is my favorite, followed closely by "loook up here"

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EL GUAPO: Jefe, a woman is like a desert flower. You cannot force a flower to bloom! Only when it is ready will it open its petals for you.

JEFE: So when do you think Carmen will 'open her flower' to you?

EL GUAPO: Tonight. Or I will KILL HER!!

And for some reason when the fat bartender sings the line 'My little buttercup' I always roll on the floor.

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Guy in bar: "Hey, look at the two little sissies! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

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This town's getting too rough for me....

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"Chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-chip-NANNY!"

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Oh yeah, the singing bush scene hahaha! This movie is perfect, every scene of it.

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Do you know what the word nada means?
In all those Mexican movies you made...did you ever hear that word?
Isn't that a light chicken gravy...
It means "nothing"!

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"CAN I HAVE YOUR WATCH WHEN YOUUU ARE DEAD?!?!?"........"what did he say?"

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and I'm not gonna type it all out, but the whole ned/dorothy gish story. "young maaaan, you. have. got it. .......aaaaannnnnnd AUGHHH!!!!"

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My favorite scene is Martin Short's gunfight.

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