I love this movie

I realize that this is movie boarders on "dumb", but I love it. Seriously, if it were a woman I would take it out to a fancy dinner (not like SUPER fancy but like... Red Lobster or something. I am not made of money girl damn) and then at the end of the night I would ask if I could walk it to it's door. It would laugh and say "ok". After a few more months of courtship I would propose to it under the stars at the same discount clothing store that we met at. It would say yes, and we would buy a house and get a dog. After 10 or so years our love would fade. It would be having an affair with the pool boy... so would I... it would all lead up to messy divorce in which we have to split custody of our aging dog. It would marry some Wall Street type after knowing him for only a few weeks. I would drink myself into a deep dark depression until my liver finally puts a gun to it's head and says "*beep* it" and *BLAM*.


So yeah in conclusion this is one of my favorite movies to just throw on whenever I just want to watch something goofy and fun. I used to always make my friends watch it, but I want to say only like 1/4 of them liked it which is unfortunate. The end.