'I did NOT tell him to drive home alone!'
"Well he's gonna talk to me right now...KENNY!"
That was a very entertaining scene, a drunk dad coming home from jail and blaming everything on his son.
That is the funniest line In the film. i dunno why i laughed so much when he screamed that!
~~Albert Quinn Ingalls~~My One True Love~~
How about the other scene when it was the youngest kid's birthday "I lost my job and NOBODY gives a damn!" "All YOU care about is YOU" LOL
Then after the cops come to theh ouse "They took my baby!" and he falls face first in the grass. That should have won an award LMAO!
Sheen mowing the yard in a drunken stupor and laughing uncontrollably was THE LOL scene of the movie. And then seeing the aftermath the next morning had me busting up as well. Hilarious $hit.
Agree with all of the above as solidly funny lines, but my favorite was his explaining to the cops in a very reasonable tone that "my son had a birthday party today and things got a little out of hand" as he stands against the backdrop of the living room which he just trashed.
The irony is hilarious, but the line is nothing short of prophetic when you consider who Martin Sheen's real son is!
*Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance*