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What I learned from Raw Deal

posted 15 years ago by bass-player-blues
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1) It's easy to shoot bad guys on high dirt piles while driving a car 40mph, but they definitely can't hit you with their assault rifles.

2) Buick convertibles can't win a head-on collision with a mammoth dump truck.

3) It is sometimes necessary to switch guns 3 - 4 times during a gunfight.

4) 80's action flicks are way cooler with electric guitar music in the background.

5) Crooked business men will eagerly fight a deranged man carrying a .50 cal machine gun with pistols.

6) Arnold is so cocky that he gives an enemy a gun just to turn around and shoot 'em.

I hope you learned some valuable lessons from watching this film like I have.

[–] Moester 15 years ago

7.) While walking through a shopping mall eating your lunch in a bag, if you see your enemy you can just throw your unfinished lunch into a pristine looking fountain thingy.

[–] hepan100 15 years ago

8) if Magz were the best there is, the wheel would have never been invented

[–] shlaeNg 15 years ago

No .50 cal in this movie.

[–] Moester 15 years ago

9.)If you ask a group of people nicely to "Move to the side a little please" they will without delay, even though you look like you are going to drive through the gambling place you've just been in in a tow truck.

[–] InvaderPastulio 15 years ago

10) You should not drink and bake

[–] racehorse712 15 years ago

11. Tony was a good kid.

12. In Miami, they follow the flow of the blow.

13. That "P" stands for pussy.

14. Losing improves your character, and winning improves your wardrobe.

15. The guys in the 15th Precinct won't touch the corn chips.

16. It's necessary to stamp "BULLET RESISTANT" on your car windows lest the audience forget you can't shoot through them.

17. That schmack is Luigi's...he paid for it.

18. When Sven Ole-Thoreson is shot, he still has the presence of mind to spin completely around, reach up and topple the wine glass rack before he screams in pain and dies.

19. Lamanski hates golf.

[–] oldschoolzone-1 15 years ago

20. That Luigi Patrovita likes to have "Smart" henchmen to work for him. not "Smart Ass" henchman.

21. Patrovita can lock himself into Paulo Rocca's office to escape a ex FBI agent wanting revenge and killing all his henchman. Then tell Rocca to call the cops! (Instead of looking for an emergency exit).

[–] damienjaymz 15 years ago

22. Only Arnold can take on 10 or more henchmen and come away without one bullet wound.

[–] nothinbutbeefcake 15 years ago

23. Chocolate cake can be used for throwing.

[–] starman15317 15 years ago

chocolate cake makes you fat

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[–] YarkoTheWarbler 15 years ago

25. When you shoot a truck driver between the eyes as he is speeding towards you, he will stop dead immediately. Well almost. First he will shut off his truck engine so that we can hear the wind rustle during the following quiet scene.

[–] notorious_souljah_17 15 years ago

26. John Wayne should of been nominated for more Oscars
27. When you beat up several men tell them to clean up the mess after knockoff.

[–] Zoomorph 15 years ago

28. You should throw lots of money and attention at some dumb bitch that is trying to spy on you, yet not utilize her for the one thing she is worth because you're married. After she falls in love with you, you should send her away with a broken heart and a quarter million dollars.

29. Muggers have trouble telling arny what they want.

~ Observe, and act with clarity. ~

[–] Nifticus392 (34) 2 years ago

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[–] Nifticus392 (34) 2 years ago

And activate the air brakes!

[–] leesjshez 12 years ago

30. All losers don't think a table is straight.

31. You can be arrested for 'lying to the sheriff'.

[–] 12 years ago

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[–] monstermonst00 12 years ago

32.) You haven't properly killed a man until you pour a bowl of candy on him afterwards.

[–] kneebone 11 years ago

33. Cops have trouble choosing between potato chips or corn chips. But the guys at the 6th never touch the corn.

34. If you have bullet proof windows in the limo it's better to roll them down and shoot back ....rather then keep them up and stay safe

35. When overhead disco lights are off and one is shot out the rest will all turn on and start to spin

[–] Johnny-Pa 11 years ago

36. When you fake your own death in a massive explosion, it's good to call your wife several weeks later to tell here you're alive. Chances are that she might be worried about it.

[–] martin-secker 11 years ago

Henchman will generally engage in gunplay choosing not to use any cover whatsoever giving the hero a full target

'Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.'

[–] taco_rodriguez 11 years ago

38. Arnold has apparently caused a lot of pain in Lamanski's ass.

[–] aaron_hallam61 10 years ago

39. Black leather jackets are BULLET RESISTANT.

[–] BigMeanieHead 10 years ago

The biggest contributions by cows to this world is ****.