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things i learned from Rad


1. You can still deliver papers from your bike.
2 girls can hook throw a paper 100 feet and land smack in front of you
3 this world would be alot better off without kids
4 pinching a girls butt will get somebody slapped
5 If Sgt Smith wants to play, then we'll play
6 just because you're dad is dead, his advice means nothing, especially pertaining your gut talking to you
7 you will croak in a garbage can if you don't shut up
8 Wesley will punch your lights out
9 people use elephant sprinklers
10 if Luke was eligible for Rad, there be no contest
11 letting your little sister forge your moms name leads to a life of crime
12 little sister brushes her teeth for 2 1/2 hours
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13 It would take a RADICAL miracle to beat Bart Taylor
14 A true BMX'er/Freestyler eats his cereal with his gloves on

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3 this world would be alot better off without kids


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15. Loosely piled lumber is easy to cycle across.
16. Talia Shire did something besides Rocky.
17. There was a time that 10 year olds could swear in movies.
18. A single backflip, no twist, is the pinnacle of extremeness.
19. Feathered mullets are badass.

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20. A three-way with your twin brother is okay.

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21 If someone says Bart Taylor is better than your brother, you can just kick him in the shins

22 you have to use 2 packets of hot chocolate for river water

23 When doing a backflip, lead with your head and your body will just follow naturally

24 It's best to go ass sliding with someone special

25 He's such a nice boy

26 It's Bob, not Blob, smart a$$

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26 Mike Miranda can't handle the cliffhanger

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies on IMDb pregnant.

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