Tom Hanks' worst movie


I've seen every Tom Hanks movie listed on imdb with two exceptions (Bachelor Party and Every Time We Say Goodbye). This is easily his worst movie. The only thing that comes close is The Bonfire of the Vanities.

I couldn't tell if Nothing in Common was supposed to be a comedy or a drama. It failed on both accounts. Hanks' character told a joke every few seconds, all of them falling flat. His character was too over the top and annoying. Also, Jackie Gleason's character was unlikeable. Even at the end, he says to Hanks, "You're the last person I thought would ever come through for me." I think it's supposed to be a touching scene, but it's nothing more than a thinly vieled insult from a despicable man. Even as Gleason's character is dying, he can't help but be a prick. The two main characters are both selfish, womanizing, salesman. What's to like? I have a hard time liking movies where the main characters are unlikeable.

Also, the movie is so dated. Don't give me that crap about it being a timeless classic. The extremely 80s music was disgustingly sappy and omnipresent. Some movies from the 80s can be passed off as timeless (e.g. Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Back to the Future, and select others), but this is not one of them. This is on par with Pretty in Pink.

When Tom Hanks' character is fired from his job for tending his dying father, my eyes about rolled out of my head. Talk about your typical two-dimensional bad guy. I can understand a rich business guy being a jerk, but no one would fire someone for visiting his dying father. It was simply a cheap plot twist to make us feel more gushy.

It sucked.

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Joe versus the volcano

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OP is very naive to think people don't get fired at any position whatsoever for just about any reason. I think he's never had a job. I've seen it happen dozens of times, and I have an Ivy League education and started at over 6 figures so that's who my colleagues and socio-economics are: affluent, highly educated, professional class. Even when you're connected, if someone(s) high up enough wants you gone, for whatever reason, even just not liking your tie, you're gone. Try to sue for breach of contract, they have an army of lawyers and just laugh.

Everyone is easily replaceable, no one is that talented or special or smart despite what mommy told you. Only those who can't admit that would try to fool themselves that reality is different.

In fact, doing charity work with helping criminal offenders get back into the workforce, it's actually often the case that the worse the job, the more they try to keep you. No one wants to work entry level minimum wage jobs so turnover is so high and cost employers so much they often try to keep the workers and are yelled at when they don't. But at better positions, especially the really high up ones, there are literally hundreds of people just as, or more, educated, intelligent, skilled, hard working, etc. than you just waiting to take your position from you. And they will and do. And your superiors know it. Maybe if you're a partner you're a bit safe, but even then they can buy you out and bring in younger and better talent...even if you're just in 30's.

Hopefully OP has gotten out of mom's basement and gotten a job by now and understands these basic workforce facts.

PS: Movie is ok. It had its moments, but it largely failed.

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Arête - I'm not going to defend my impressive work history, advanced level of formal education, or the specifics of my six-figure income because you wouldn't believe it. All I will say is that if you think everyone is replaceable, that tells me that you have never been a valued member of the workforce, which explains your hostility, pessimism, and defensiveness. Good luck out there.

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I think the OP has truly morphed into Rupert Pupkin

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It's a poorly written and directed film and Jackie Gleason was miscast. Three simple highlights you could have pointed out instead of your self-aggrandized "insight" into why you didn't like this stinker.

You're not the only one who didn't care for it either. Oooh, shocker!

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So, in other words, you actually thought this movie was worse than The Money Pit???

You must be insane.

All those who hate Katherine Heigl can eat s-t and die!!!

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No way.

Volunteers was worse. There's also a few I haven't seen that I suspect are worse than that. Mazes and monsters for instance.

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I'd say Joe versus the Volcano and Volunteers were far worse than this.

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You’re an idiot. Eh, you just want the usual Hollywood formula to make you smile. This movie showed you that no one is perfect and people deal with real life issues and problems and that they have flaws. It was refreshing

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YOU need to get out of your Ivory Tower and pay attention to life

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