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what do you think miyagi's 2 karate rules really said?

posted 9 years ago by nutsberryfarm
6 replies | jump to latest

i'm guessing:

#1-sake happens.
#2-please tip your server.

'The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.'-Al McGuire ✈

[–] Rupert__Pupkin 9 years ago

#1 - Oral sex makes one's day; anal sex make one's hole weak.
#2 - Try the veal.

[–] nutsberryfarm 9 years ago

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[–] wears-alan 9 years ago

1) Why fight when you can run
2) Never give a sucker an even break

It wasnt me, it was the other three. Hang them!

[–] nutsberryfarm 8 years ago

wow.

🎍Season's greetings!🎅🌲

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Wow?

It wasnt me, it was the other three. Hang them!

[–] carzy_6 8 years ago

#1 - Child labour trumps paid labour.
#2 - Befriend 'em, then take their college money.

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