Sato is Ridiculous
Don't get me wrong - I love this movie, including Sato.
But I can't help but think that he is very ridiculous, for several reasons.
1) For his belligerent nature and the hardcore karate master he's cracked up to be, Sato never does a damn thing. Like, he does literally nothing. He stands around in a suit (for the majority of the film), he gets his nephew and some punks to wreck Miyagi's garden (twice!), he tries to chop a block of wood (and fails), and he prays at a shrine. This guy is ALL talk. He attempts to intimidate our heroes, but does absolutely nothing else.
2) His VOICE. He goes around yelling throughout the whole movie "MIYAGI!" and "COWARD!" and my personal favorite "You see your father... THEN YOU SEE ME!!" He sounds absurd. And then after he has his change of heart, his gruff voice disappears and he talks normally all of a sudden! When he says very calmly to Daniel "What do you ask of me?" It's like, what happened?! Very hammy performance from Danny Kakemona, but I love it.
3) And finally, couldn't Miyagi have seriously have called the authorities or gotten a restraining order or something?! I mean the dude was literally harassing him and wanted to kill him. Jeez.
We... are going... to DIE!