the case for jennifer bradbury

I once knew a girl back at infants school whom I decided to trick
with a present
I got her a cheap ring (penny arcade) (under ten)
..and I wrapped in some weeks worth of newspapers
so the package ended up being larger than a football...

watching her unwrap with friends was some hilarious moment
but soon became mundane a bit..

ended up dating her until a jealous neibour forced me to leave her