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For Sale: One Slightly Used Soul!

posted 18 years ago by smearbrick
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Attention to all those attached to the demonic world. I am very interested in selling my soul in exchange for musical talent plus fame and fortune. I also require that I live to be at least 500 years old. Aside from that, at the completion of our contract, do with my soul what you will.

I reserve the right to have an attorney present at the selling of my soul to review the terms of our agreement. I would also like it to have a 30 day grace period, or trial period of sorts (kind of like an "Oh God, You Devil" type scenario.)

Feel free to contact... you probably have the number!

Anyone else interested?

[–] 18 years ago

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[–] retardedlephrecaun 18 years ago

Ill give you a fiver for it?

[–] perkin2000 17 years ago

nine-fifty. Not a penny more.

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[–] gabby_bm 17 years ago

What you might want to do is rent it out first. Build equity.

Government is like fire- a dangerous servant and a fearful master

[–] senseiern 17 years ago

Jesus already paid for your soul with the price of His own Blood. Before His payment, your soul already belonged to the devil. Before the transaction can be complete, though, you need to deliver yourself to your new owner.

Seriously, though, what would the devil do with your soul? If he could purchase it, don't you think he would go for somone less demanding?

On top of that, you want an attorney to represent you? That would be like hiring Geohring to keep you from going to Aushcwitz.

[–] bmuldoon 17 years ago

Very funny.

[–] sage2112 8 years ago

You're gonna be standin' in a really long line for a really long time. Good luck with that.