"God Bless America, Limp D*ck"
This is the absolute best movie I've ever seen in my entire life. Truly a tale of epic proportions, a non-stop action trill ride, with laughs for the whole family and a surprising amount of inexplicable nudity. The graphics and sound were incredible, almost comparable to the Star Wars Trilogy or possibly Plan 9 From Outer Space. I could easily connect with the characters, specifically Gonzo, who carried a giant bone around just as I do. The fact that a lot of the characters weren't introduced and some seemed to completely vanish halfway through the movie only added to the suspense and overall feel of the film. Who needs a plot when you have such classic lines as "God bless America, limp-dick." or "Six months ago you were the honor society, not a drug-pushing gang of thugs."?
It is really a shame this masterpiece didn't gain the respect and appreciation it deserved.